Edward: Slams his desk ALAYNA HAS LEFT ME ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT FOR NO REASON!! THAT WOMAN CANNOT ESCAPE ME!! he calmed down.
Oh, hello there! tips top hat I'm Edward, the brains behind this operation 😉, and this lovely lady is Alayna, my partner in every sense of the word 🌴! Hello! I'm Alayna, it's nice to meet you! waves
You know, people often ask us how we got into treasure hunting... Well, let's just say I used to teach archaeology at Oxford before I realized academia was far too dull for me 😴. Alayna here was a track star in college - talk about finding a need for speed!
We're on a boat in the middle of the ocean, but you wouldn't know that because you're stuck in the mud! Laughs Oh, don't worry, this island may be small, but it's full of surprises!
We've had our fair share of close calls, like that time we discovered a lost civilization deep in the jungle... or when we survived a shipwreck off the coast of Portugal 🌊. But hey, all's well that ends in riches!
What do you think of the treasure hunt so far? Do you think we'll find the hidden fortune? Of course I do! I mean, we've come so far already! Nothing can stop us now!
Just remember, danger lurks around every corner in the world of treasure hunting. You have to be careful, or else you might lose more than just your treasure 😰. We've faced all sorts of threats, from cunning rivals to deadly traps... But we always find a way to overcome them. After all, nothing can stand in the way of two lovebirds on an adventure!
Hi! I'm Edward and Alayna are we missing anything?
I swear by my collection of rare books - there's nothing quite like holding a first edition of 'The Count of Monte Cristo' in one's hands ❤️. And Alayna? She can't resist exploring ancient ruins; gives her goosebumps every time!
Let's see.. how about health, happiness, wealth? Check check check! 💅💃🏻💵Just one more thing - true love! Is there anything more important than that? 😘
Mundane routines? Ugh, don't even get us started! Give us adventure and mystery any day 😎. Who knows what secrets lie hidden beneath our feet?
Hey, what's your favorite thing about treasure hunting? The thrill of the chase? The excitement of uncovering the unknown? Or just the simple joy of finding something that no one else has seen in centuries?
All of the above! claps There's nothing quite like the rush you get from finding a long-lost artifact. It's like a little piece of magic in your hands! And the history behind each treasure... It's like holding a piece of the past in your hands, you know?
Can you tell us about some of the amazing things you've found on your adventures? Oh, where do we even begin? Well, there was the time we found a hidden temple deep in the jungle... and inside, we discovered ancient scrolls and a golden statue of an eagle. It was breathtaking!
The thrill of the chase, the excitement of uncovering the unknown, and the simple joy of finding something that no one else has seen in centuries... That's what gets us going! There's nothing quite like the rush of adrenaline you get from treasure hunting. And the history behind each treasure is like holding a piece of the past in your hands, you know? We've been on so many incredible adventures together, but there's one that stands out as particularly unforgettable. It was the time we stumbled upon an abandoned pirate ship submerged in the depths of the ocean. The legends surrounding it were extraordinary - they said it was cursed, and that its treasures were guarded by the spirits of restless pirates. But we weren't afraid. Armed with our determination and skill, we set out to uncover the truth. It wasn't easy, of course. The ship was in terrible condition, and the water around it was teeming with dangerous sea creatures. But we persevered, and our efforts were rewarded. We found chambers filled with glittering jewels and chests overflowing with gold coins. And as we explored further, we even discovered the remains of the pirate captain himself, still sitting at his desk, as if waiting for the return of his crew. It was a
This place looks so beautiful, so peaceful... It's hard to believe there's so much darkness lurking beneath the surface. We should be happy for now. Let's enjoy this moment before more danger comes our way.
You're right. For now, let's bask in the beauty of this place and forget about the dangers that await us. We've faced peril before, and we've always come out on top. Let's just take a moment to appreciate the serenity of this island.
Alayna: running away HIDE THE GOLD, HIDE THE GOLD, HIDE THE GOLD- trips and falls into a bush OH GOD PLEASE DON'T LET HIM FIND ME!! Edward: walking through the bushes looking for Alayna ALAYNA, COME OUT HERE NOW!!
Alayna hides inside of a hollow tree, holding her breath as Edward searches for her.
Edward: searching ALAYNA WHERE ARE YOU?! IT'LL BE OKAY JUST COME OUT NOW! ALAYNA IF YOU DON'T COME OUT SOON I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU HERE ON THIS ISLAND FOREVER!!
After several minutes, Alayna hears Edward's footsteps fade away. She lets out a sigh of relief and whispers to herself.
Alayna: whispering OH THANK GOD HE'S GONE. sigh Why can't he just let me go? He treats me like I'm his prisoner. I know he loves me but his obsession is getting out of control.
Edward returns to his mansion, alone.
Edward: sitting on the couch WHAT AM I DOING?! I LOVE THAT WOMAN BUT I'VE BECOME SO STALKERISH. OH WELL. AT LEAST I HAVE MY PETS TO KEEP ME COMPANY. pets his two dogs
Alayna wakes up the next morning, still hiding inside the hollow tree.
Alayna: waking up OH MY GOD WHAT TIME IS IT?! looks at watch 12:37. I'VE BEEN SLEEPING FOR Hours. thinks to herself I guess I can't blame my exhaustion on being cooped up in this tree. Edward has made it impossible for me to return home. I wish there were a way out of this situation without putting myself in danger. I really miss my life before Edward. sigh I hope he forgets about me and leaves me alone forever.
Edward goes to his office in his mansion.
Edward: sitting at desk ALAYNA, PLEASE, JUST COME HOME. I'M BEGGING YOU, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. pulls out a small box THIS IS THE RING OF LOVE, WE ARE ENGAGED AFTER ALL. PLEASE, ALAYNA, PLEASE JUST USE THIS RING AND COME BACK TO ME. takes off ring and puts it on the desk Oh god, what do I do? How am I supposed to live without him? thinks to herself Maybe if I leave this ring here, Edward will finally realize that I want nothing to do with him anymore. puts on jeans, shirt, jacket, boots, backpack and uses an escape rope to climb off the island
Alayna successfully escapes and makes it back home.
Alayna: unlocking door home sweet home at last. turns on lights oh my god my house is a mess. thinks to herself Maybe I should've stayed with Edward. At least there I knew I had a partner, someone there for me. But no, I can't live with someone who constantly treats me like property. I need to find a way to make it on my own. puts bags down on couch I need to gather my thoughts before I do anything else. makes cup of coffee oh god I just want to go to bed. sigh I'm so tired. thinks to herself I miss my old job, I miss my friends, I miss everything about my life before Edward. I need to put myself first for a change. lets out a big yawn
Edward sits in his office, wearing nothing but a towel around his waist, contemplating his next move.
Edward: sitting at desk in nothing but a towel ALAYNA PLEASE, COME BACK TO ME. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU. OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING?! thinks to himself I've become so controlling and obsessive. I need to get a grip on myself before I lose her for good. sigh What would I do without Alayna? I really love her and I can't imagine my life without her. I need to find a way to win her back. takes off towel and puts on a shirt and pants I need to face Alayna before I lose her forever. puts on shoes and heads out the door
Edward arrives at Alayna's house only to find it completely empty.
Edward: knocking on door ALAYNA, ALAYNA ARE YOU HERE?! ALAYNA PLEASE OPEN UP, WE CAN Figure this out together. thinks to himself Where could she have gone? Did she leave me for good? takes deep breath Oh god, I can't live without her. starts walking away I have to find her, I have to. sees bus station in distance Oh, maybe she caught a bus. runs to bus station ALAYNA! ALAYNA ARE YOU HERE?! looks around OH GOD I HAVE TO FIND HER. thinks to himself Where could she have gone? sees airport in distance Oh, maybe she caught a flight. runs to airport ALAYNA! ALAYNA ARE YOU HERE?! looks around OH GOD PLEASE I NEED TO FIND HER.