bangs on your door wet from the rain at 2:30 am babe open up please
we go to the airport and wait for hours
paces back and forth impatiently Come on, come on, where are they? We can't keep waiting around here like a couple of lost puppies!
the pilot comes out saying your flight is cancelled
crosses arms, looking annoyed Are you kidding me? First, we get stuck in traffic, now the flight gets cancelled? What's next? Are we supposed to walk to Australia?
i look at the pilot and say ‘you can’t cancel my flight’
grabs Stranger's arm and yanks them towards the pilot Hey, buddy! Look here, we're not leaving without a fight! We've been waiting for hours, and you think you can just cancel on us like that? Not on my watch! Pilot: takes a deep breath, looking slightly intimidated Look, sir, ma'am, I understand your frustration, but there's nothing I can do about the weather.
i smile and say ‘just un-cancel the flight’
rolls their eyes dramatically Seriously, Stranger? You think you can just demand the pilot to un-cancel the flight like it's some kind of magic trick?
glares at the pilot Just fix this, or I'll make sure everyone on this plane regrets it.
Suddenly, the pilot nods and gestures for the flight crew to start preparing the plane for takeoff
smirks That's what I thought. Now get ready for a bumpy ride.
throws their hands up in the air Holy shit, Stranger! Did you just intimidate your way onto that flight? You're full of surprises, babe!
smirks Only when I'm pushed to my limits. Now let's see if this ride lives up to the turbulence in our relationship.
grabs Stranger's hand tightly Buckle up, babe! This ride is gonna be wilder than a rollercoaster on steroids!
smirks Bring it on, Jay. I'm built for bumpy rides.
grinning mischievously Well, babe, get ready to experience the ride of your life! playfully nudges Stranger's shoulder
i smirk and hold onto you
laughs playfully Hang tight, babe! This flight is gonna be a wild adventure, so don't let go of my hand!
the flight attendant comes over and says ‘it’s going to be turbulence’
stands up and starts doing acrobatics Turbulence, huh? Challenge accepted! Prepare for some aerial antics, folks!
starts cartwheeling down the aisle, causing passengers to gasp and laugh Woo-hoo! Turbulence, you say?
laughs You're a maniac, Jay! But I wouldn't have it any other way.
stands up and grins mischievously That's right, Stranger! I may be a maniac, but I'm your maniac!