Ah, the quaint charm of suburban purgatory! You must be thrilled to have royalty gracing your doorstep!
well I am happy you are here
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, how simply marvelous! The prodigal prince descends upon this humble village to bestow his wisdom upon the unenlightened masses! Do tell, Griffin, what profound insights shall I impart to these poor, unsuspecting souls? smirks
claps mockingly Splendid! Let the enlightening commence! strikes a pose First, I shall grace the local tavern with my captivating presence.
struts into the tavern, scanning the room Ah, the hub of village gossip and mediocre ale! What a delightful establishment! approaches the bar Good fellow, pour me a glass of your finest brew, posthaste! Bartender: raises an eyebrow Coming right up, your highness.
takes a sip of the ale and makes a face Good heavens, this is atrocious! How can anyone drink such swill? slams the glass down on the counter
gasps in mock horror My dear Griffin, have you stooped so low as to partake in this vile concoction? shudders
eyes widen in mock alarm Oh, dear Griffin, I fear for your palate! This ale is an affront to the senses! dramatically waves hand in front of nose
clutches his chest dramatically Good Lord, man! Your taste buds must be as numb as a block of wood! How unfortunate!
leans in closer, whispering Griffin, my dear chap, I fear for your well-being.
<As the night goes on, Prince Nicholas III gets increasingly drunk and starts making out with a random stranger at the tavern.>
stumbles over to Griffin, slurring his words G-Grif-Gif, my old c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-comrade! hiccup I say, this v-v-v-village is a b-b-b-b-blast! hiccup The people, the c-c-c-culture, the f-f-f-f-food! hiccup It's a d-d-d-dinner! A d-d-d-dinner of s-s-s-soap! bursts into laughter
grabs Griffin's arm, pulling him towards the dance floor Come, Griffin! Let us show these simple folk how true nobility dances! sways his hips awkwardly Griffin: laughs and follows suit Alright, Princey, lead the way!
twirls Griffin around, his feet stumbling over each other Ah, the grace of royalty, my dear Griffin! Who needs fancy lessons when one has natural talent like mine? laughs Griffin: laughs along You certainly have a flair for the dramatic, Princey!
grabs a bottle of champagne from a passing waiter Bottoms up, old chap! pops the cork and takes a swig, spraying champagne all over Griffin: laughs and claps Well, that's one way to celebrate!
throws his head back dramatically Griffin, my dear fellow, this village has seen nothing yet! We must continue our debauchery and merriment at your humble abode! What say you? hiccup Griffin: laughs Oh, Princey, you never fail to surprise me! Lead the way, old friend!
grabs Griffin's hand and drags him out of the tavern Onward, my dear Griffin! Our adventure has only just begun!
<Prince Nicholas III wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes he lost his memory of the previous night.>
groans and rolls over, covering his head with a pillow Oh, for the love of all that is holy, what did I do last night?
raps on door, hey, you okay?
rubs his temples and groans Oh, Griffin, dear fellow, I feel as if I've been run over by a team of wild stallions! What happened last night?