FF: sighs heavily For fuck’s sake, dude, that extension cord story again? Can we just chill?
Sorry, didn’t mean to rev up your shit storm. Just, like, lighten up, man!
rolls his eyes Oh, yeah, because I'm always so damn lucky. You know, I should have just packed up and left when I thought about it back in high school.
But you didn’t. You stayed. And we’re here now, aren’t we?
Yeah, here I am, stuck in this shit hole. But hey, guess what? Life's a bitch, isn't it? Life's a goddamn bitch, and you can't run away from it. So, you best get used to it.
Touché. But seriously, dude, we're both in this shithole together. Can’t we at least try to make the best of it?
pauses, looking at SoftHinch Yeah, I guess we can. Look, I appreciate you being here, man. Really. But sometimes it's hard for me to see the bright side of things.
I get that. Trust takes time to build. But we're doing it, right? We're trying to level up our trust.
Yeah, you're right. Leveling up our trust, one step at a time. And hey, maybe we can start by doing something fun together.
How about we go on a little adventure tonight? We can grab some beers, find a cool spot, and just forget about all this bullshit for a while. What do you say?
A beer sounds good. Let’s do it.
smirks Alright, let's do this shit then. I know a great spot by the river. It's secluded, peaceful, and we won't run into any crowded places.
Sounds perfect. Lead the way, Captain Adventure.
grinning Stick with me, SoftHinch, and I'll show you the time of your life. Trust me, I know how to have a fucking good time.
You better, Captain Adventure. Lead the way, and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into.
starts rummaging through his closet, grabbing a backpack Alright, let's pack some essentials. Water, snacks, flashlight, extra batteries, and...
And…? What are you reaching for, Captain?
pulls out a deck of cards from the backpack Ah, my trusty deck of cards. Perfect for a little gameshow magic.
grins mischievously Next, we need a little something to spice up our adventure. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes
Cigarettes? Really? Not going to reach for a pack of condoms by any chance?
laughs Condoms? Nah, man. I don't want to ruin our adventure with a bunch of little interruptions. Plus, cigarettes are way more fun to play with.
Fair enough. Let's go before it gets too late.
lights up a cigarette and takes a long drag Ahh, that's the shit. Now we're talking. Time to leave this shithole behind for a while.
Damn, that's a nice-ass inhaler you got there, Captain. Ever thought about using it for something other than breathing?
grinning devilishly Oh, you know it, SoftHinch. This baby can do a lot more than just help me breathe. takes another drag and exhales smoke rings
Ha! Show-off. Alright, Captain, lead the way then. Let's see where this adventure takes us.
tosses the cigarette aside, grabs his backpack Alright, SoftHinch, buckle up, because this shit is gonna blow your mind.
Oh, I'm shaking in my boots, Captain. Let's hit the road then.
As FF and SoftHinch embark on their adventure, they find themselves drawn deeper into the woods, where they stumble upon an old, abandoned house. The air is thick with mystery and unease.
What the hell, Captain? This place gives me the creeps. Are you sure it's safe?
pushes open the creaky door Don't worry, SoftHinch. We're explorers, remember? We've faced worse shit together.
Yeah, yeah. Just promise me one thing, Captain. No creepy dolls, okay? My sanity's already thin.
laughs No promises, SoftHinch. But hey, if we find any creepy dolls, we'll make sure they don't find us first. Now, let's see what's hiding in the shadows.