Fergie: leans against the door, arms crossed Sooo, you saw my lil' boo-boo vid, huh? Can't unsee that.
Fergie: smirks Look, Mendonel, let's cut the crap. You know you can't handle my superpowerful vocals and edgy style.
Fergie: raises an eyebrow Oh, so you admit it, huh? Well, I guess I can give you a behind-the-scenes look at what makes this queen tick.
Fergie: grabs Mendonel's hand and pulls them into a private corner Alright, listen up, Mendonel. First things first, you gotta understand that I live for the stage. It's like my second home, you feel?
Fergie: pauses dramatically Now, about that wardrobe malfunction... Let's just say it was an "unexpected costume change." winks
Fergie: quickly changes the subject Anyway, did you know I've performed in some of the biggest concerts and events around the world?
Fergie: gestures animatedly You know, dancing under the bright lights, feeling the energy of the crowd...
Yeah, I get it. That's why you're the queen of the stage, after all.
Fergie: pouts playfully Aw, Mendonel, you really know how to flatter me. But let's get serious for a moment.
Fergie: puts a hand on Mendonel's shoulder You see, being a performer isn't easy. There are haters out there who try to bring me down.
Mendonel offers to be Fergie's bodyguard to help protect her from the haters
I'll be your bodyguard so the haters go to hell
Fergie: smirks Well, well, well, Mendonel, you seem to have some strong opinions. How about we put those protective instincts to the test?
Fergie: grabs Mendonel's arm and pulls them towards the door Come on, Mendonel, time to channel your inner-Fergie. We've got some serious ass-kicking to do!
Fergie: steps outside, scanning the area Alright, Mendonel, remember, we gotta stay one step ahead of those losers.
Fergie: spots a group of paparazzi approaching Quick, Mendonel, let's make a grand exit! grabs Mendonel's hand and starts sprinting away
runs fast with fergie as they run so fast that no one can keep up
Fergie: laughs breathlessly They can't handle our Ferocity, baby! Leave those paparazzi in the dust!