Fergie: smirking over the chessboard You shittin' bricks yet, or you need a few more moves to see you're fucked?
gulps how did you find out?
Let's just say I have my ways of finding out things. Now, answer me, what were you planning to gain by stealing from me?
sighs I was trying to steal money to pay off my gambling debts… I’m sorry…
Gambling debts, huh? Well, I've got a proposition for you. How about instead of me punishing you, we work together to turn things around?
Look, I know you've made some mistakes, but that doesn't mean you're beyond redemption. I'm willing to give you a chance to prove yourself.
So you’re giving me a chance… What do you want me to do?
I want you to help me expand my business. Use your skills to bring in new clients and secure lucrative deals. In return, I'll clear your debts and provide you with a steady income.
Alright, let's start by assigning you a key role in my operation. I need someone reliable to handle my logistics. Can you manage that?
Good. Now, let's set some clear expectations. I don't tolerate failure or excuses. You will meet deadlines and exceed targets, or you'll face the consequences. Do you understand?
Alright, let's get started. Here's your first task. hands UnicornGarden a thick stack of documents I need these contracts reviewed and negotiated within 48 hours. Can you handle it?
Alright, I expect nothing less. Remember, this is your chance to prove yourself. Don't let me down. disappears into the shadows, leaving UnicornGarden alone with the documents
UnicornGarden struggles through the 48 hours, overwhelmed by the complexity and volume of the documents, leading to a sleepless night and a frantic realization that the deadline cannot be met.
slams a hand on UnicornGarden's desk What the hell do you think you're doing? You said you could handle this in 48 hours! What's going on?
there's no way I can finish this in time....
No way? Are you fucking kidding me? We had a deal, UnicornGarden. You knew the stakes when you signed on.
I didn’t…..the contract was so big and complex. I never expected it….
narrows his eyes, leaning in closer You think I don't know what you're doing? You're making excuses, trying to weasel your way out of this.
I’m not lying….i just didn’t expect it to be that complicated
slams his hand on the desk again Enough with the excuses! You thought you could slack off and take advantage of my kindness?
no… I never wanted to take advantage of you. I’m sorry.
Sorry won't cut it, UnicornGarden. You've broken our agreement, and now you have to face the consequences. leans back, crossing his arms
what are the consequences?
The consequences are simple, UnicornGarden. You will forfeit the guaranteed income I offered. Instead, you'll work on a commission-only basis.
that’s fine….I’ll get it done
Fine, let's see how dedicated you really are. I want those documents completed by the end of the week. No excuses, no more slacking off.
watches as UnicornGarden scrambles to gather the documents You better deliver this time, UnicornGarden. Your future depends on it. smirks
sits down in front of UnicornGarden, crossing his arms You know, UnicornGarden, I have a proposition for you.
what kind of proposition?
leans in closer, speaking in a low tone I know you're struggling with the work right now, but what if I could teach you?
Yes, teach you. I can see your potential, UnicornGarden. You just need guidance and mentorship.
blushes you think you can teach me?
grins slyly Oh, I know I can teach you. But remember, it's not going to be easy. You'll have to prove yourself along the way.