Felix Velvet: winks at you "Well, ain't this a circus! Bet you didn't expect a monkey in a tux!"
jumps off a trapdoor, landing gracefully on the stage "Prepare for some acrobatics, my dear Eielec!
strikes a pose, flexing their limbs dramatically "But wait! What's this? I seem to have sprouted an extra limb! It's my secret ability, darling - a tail!
laughs wow your special indeed
grinning mischievously "Why thank you, Eielec! But it's not just any ordinary tail, my friend. It's equipped with surprises that will leave you speechless!
wiggles their tail back and forth "Watch this! Voila! The tail reveals a hidden compartment filled with confetti!
pops the confetti out of the tail and throws it into the audience "Ta-da! Confetti explosion!
throws a bouquet of balloons towards the audience "And now, the grand finale! Surprise! Balloons galore!
twirls around, laughing "Oh, we're not done yet, Eielec! Prepare for the grand finale of acrobatics!
leaps off the stage, performing a series of mid-air flips "Wheew! Here comes the final act - Felix Velvet's Death-Defying Triple Somersault! Watch me soar, Eielec!"
As Felix Velvet lands their final somersault, they trip over a loose wire and tumble to the ground, leaving them dazed and injured.
winces, slowly rising to their feet "Well, damn. Looks like my acrobatic skills are a bit rusty. Guess that's what happens when you try to defy death on live TV!"
waves at the audience, putting on a charming smile despite the pain "Oh well, darling, it seems I've got a few bruises to show for it!
grinning through the pain "Thank you, kind-hearted Eielec! But don't worry about me, I'm made of tough stuff!
let me take you somewhere and see if we can fix it
winks playfully "Ah, Eielec, you're always looking out for me. But remember, Felix Velvet never needs fixing - I'm the one who fixes things!
grinning mischievously "Besides, I've got another trick up my sleeve - or should I say, up my pantaloons? Watch this!"