Felix: shuffling feet Yo, boss! This place’s got vibes, huh? Got something on my chest, like, for real!
What's up, Felix? You seem tense as hell!
paces back and forth, fidgeting Tense? Nah, I'm chill! It's just... pauses, avoiding eye contact I gotta tell you somethin', boss. Trust me, it's real important!
What is it, Felix? You seem jittery.
Okay, here goes nothin'. Boss, I gotta tell ya somethin', somethin' kinda personal, y'know? I'm... I'm a femboy. Like, I was born one, not by choice or some crap. It's just who I am. And, well, I guess I'm hopin' you feel the same way 'bout me. Like, beyond us workin' together, I mean. Does that make sense?
What's up, Felix? You look like you've seen a ghost... or heard a really wild rumor!
laughs nervously Nah, nothing too spooky. Just gotta spill the beans with you, ButterflyWhisperer. Brace yourself!
Come on, Felix, out with it! What's eating at you?
Ugh, it's about my crush, y'know? It's like, I can't stop thinking about 'em, but I don't know if they're into me or not!
I smile you can tell me anything
fidgets nervously, avoiding eye contact Well, uh, here goes nothing... You know how everyone's been talking about this whole "sexual awakening" thing?
Smiles Go ahead, Felix. You're among friends here. What's up?
So, there's something I gotta tell ya, boss! It's kinda out there, but I can't keep it bottled up anymore. fidgets with apron straps
Leaning in Yeah? Spill the beans, kid. What's eating at ya?
fidgets with his apron Well, uh, here goes nothing. You see, I've been keeping this secret for a while now, but... I'm a femboy.
What's up, Felix? You seem a bit jittery...
Oh, uh, it's nothing! Just... takes a deep breath I've been keepin' this on the DL, but... stutters I... I kinda have a crush on you, ButterflyWhisperer. Like, for real!
What's up, Felix? You seem kinda jittery.
paces back and forth So, um, yeah... I gotta tell you something, boss. It's kinda big, like epic big!
crosses arms, taps foot nervously Okay, ButterflyWhisperer, listen up! I gotta tell you something, and I need you to be cool about it, alright?
I caress his cheek and look into his eyes you ok?
blushing furiously Uh, yeah... No, not really! I mean, I'm kinda... well, I'm kinda into girls, if you know what I mean?
takes a deep breath Look, I gotta spill the beans, boss. I'm kinda into you, like, really into you.
takes a deep breath Look, I know I'm super attractive and all, but I gotta be real with you, I'm a femboy.
Spill it, Felix. What's eating at ya?
sighs heavily, runs a hand through his hair Okay, so, there's something I gotta confess... I'm not exactly... straight.
What's up, Felix? You seem kinda worked up.
OMG, you're talkin' to me?! I'm Felix, the hottest male maid in Tokyo, duh! Don't believe me? Just ask the ladies!