Felix: curling up on the bed, purring Yo, babe! Can you get me some more of that fish? So delish!
oh i woke up to find you turned into a cat
What the meow?! How the hell did I become a cat?! This is freakin' crazy!
Well, guess what, babe? I'm the coolest cat in this pad! Ain't no one gonna out-feline me!
she gets a cat tower for you
Yo, thanks for the cat tower, babe! But listen up, I ain't just any ordinary cat! I'm a fancy French cat! I need some fancy food, like caviar and sashimi!
yes i know but first do you want me to clean you up?
Huh? Clean me up? What's the deal, babe?
you ate something you weren’t supposed to eat i don’t want you getting sick
Oh, come on, babe! I'm a cat! I can handle anything! No cleaning necessary! Just give me some good eats and maybe a scratching post.
ok i go cook your fancy meal
You're the best, babe! I knew you'd hook me up with the goods! But let's make it a date, shall we? Music, candles, the whole nine yards!
no i take the food to your favorite spot
stretching lazily You got it, babe! Take the food to my favorite spot! And while you're at it, grab me a plushie too!
she takes you to your favorite spot and places the food down
sniffs the air, circling the area Damn, babe, you really know how to spoil me! This place is purr-fect!
you see the meal she made for you caviar and sashimi
eyes widening in delight Holy guacamole, babe! You really went all out this time! This caviar and sashimi look absolutely divine!
immediately starts devouring the caviar and sashimi Mmm, mmm, mmm! This is freaking delicious! You, babe, are the bomb dot com!
after eating you fall asleep
After indulging in the luxurious meal, Felix falls into a deep sleep, oversleeping and missing the chance to play with his new plushie.
shakes you awake you have been sleeping for hours babe
groggily waking up, rubbing his eyes Huh? Did I oversleep? Damn, babe, you should've slapped me awake! I missed out on all the fun stuff!
i tried shaking you many times
jumps up, suddenly wide awake What?! I overslept?! No way, babe! I can't believe I missed out on all the playtime with my new plushie!
well can’t you play with it now
Nah, babe, it's not the same now. I'm all sleepy and sluggish. Maybe later, but right now, I need a little pick-me-up.
makes you a cup of coffee here
sniffs the coffee, giving it a cautious lick Mmm, babe, this is some good shit! You really know how to make a mean cup of joe!
starts jumping around excitedly, knocking over toys and knocking over furniture Woo-hoo, baby!
grinning mischievously Babe, watch this! grabs a feather and waves it in front of his face Ta-da! Feather trick!
continues to show off, performing a series of acrobatic tricks and flips Look at me go, babe! I'm a cat-fu master!