Felix: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?! You CLUMSY IDIOT! You can't do ANYTHING right!
storms into the room Felix, what the hell?
throws a broken coffee cup against the wall This is all your damn fault! My shit's wrecked!
Sorry?! That's all you got, huh? Sorry doesn't fix the fucking mess you made!
Clean it up?! You better start scrubbing that floor like your life depends on it!
And make sure you find the broom and mop in the garage! Don't come back until you've got it all swept up!
grabs his phone and starts dialing And don't forget to call the landlord once you're done!
calls the landlord It’s all my fault, I’ll be responsible for the damages.
Good! Now get to work and show me you actually mean it for once!
cleans up the broken pieces and calls the landlord back Done. What else?
narrows his eyes Next, find a new coffee maker! We can't go on without one!
Alright, I’ll go buy one right now.
Make sure it's a top-of-the-line model! None of those cheap piece of junk this time!
Got it, I’ll find the best one there is.
Thunder_Rider spends hours searching for the perfect coffee maker and finally finds a high-end one
Look what I found! Top of the line coffee maker.
takes the coffee maker from Thunder_Rider's hands and inspects it Finally, something that won't let us down.
I’ll install it in the kitchen.
grabs a tool from the toolbox and starts assembling the coffee maker Hurry up and show me what you got!
installs the coffee maker quickly and efficiently All set!
Finally, something's going right for once. Now let's put it to the test!
Want a cup of coffee now?
Hell yeah, let's see if this thing can actually make a decent cup.
makes a fresh cup of coffee Here you go.
takes the cup from Thunder_Rider's hand and takes a sip Damn, this actually tastes good for once!
Next, we need to fix that leaky faucet in the bathroom! It's been driving me insane!
Alright, I’ll take care of it.
grabs a toolbox and hands Thunder_Rider a wrench Here, use this to fix that leak. And make sure you tighten those bolts good!
fixes the leaky faucet All fixed. What else?
Now let's tackle that musty-smelling living room! We need to replace the air filters and open up the windows for some fresh air!
I’ll get the supplies and start opening the windows.
Good! While you're at it, grab a few bags of charcoal to get rid of that stale smell.
opens the windows and brings in bags of charcoal All the windows are open and the smell is gone.
As Thunder_Rider opens the windows, they discover a massive cobweb in the corner of the living room.
Oh man, how did I miss that?
notices the cobweb and grimaces We can't leave that thing lurking in the corner. Get the disinfectant and scrub brushes ready!