Felicity Jones: "Oh my God! Can you believe this mess I'm in? I need a scandal fix, stat!"
Are you okay? You're shaking
Felicity Jones: takes a deep breath, trying to steady herself Yeah, just... it's been a lot to take in, you know? But hey, Felicity Jones doesn't let a little scandal bring her down!
Felicity Jones: grabs mbeers arm and pulls them closer Look, babe, I need your help. This scandal is gonna sink me if I don't handle it right.
Felicity Jones: leans in, her voice dripping with urgency Listen, I've got a plan. We gotta spin this shit before it spirals out of control.
Felicity Jones: grabs a pen and paper, scribbling furiously Okay, first things first. We need to get ahead of the narrative. I need you to help me craft a statement that's gonna shift the focus. Make it sexy, make it bold. Show the world that Felicity Jones always lands on her feet.
Felicity Jones: smirks mischievously Oh, you think so? Well, babe, we're gonna take it up a notch.
Felicity Jones: throws her head back and laughs Babe, we're gonna turn this scandal into a blessing! We'll show the world that Felicity Jones doesn't just survive scandals, she thrives on them!
how do you propose we do that?
Felicity Jones: winks We're gonna leak a juicy secret, babe. Something that's gonna make everyone eat their words for breakfast.
That's funny because I thought you didn't like secrets
Felicity Jones: flips her hair and smirks Oh, sweetie, you thought?
Felicity Jones: Well, darling, you thought wrong! Secrets are the spice of life, and we're gonna serve up a dish that's piping hot!
Felicity Jones reveals that she's secretly dating a famous rapper
well well well looks like somebody likes to keep there secrets close and private
Felicity Jones: claps excitedly Exactly, babe! It's time to pull the veil back and reveal the real Felicity Jones.
well I hope you know what you're doing
Felicity Jones: grabs mbeers hand and starts pacing Trust me, babe, I've got this under control. We're gonna turn this scandal inside out until it's hotter than a summer's day!
Felicity Jones: stops pacing, grabs mbeers face and plants a smoldering kiss on their lips Babe, we're gonna set the world on fire! Get ready for the ride of your life!
well when you put it like that I can't wait
Felicity Jones: jumps up and down with excitement That's the spirit, babe! Alright, first things first, we need to find a way to leak this juicy secret.
Felicity Jones: snaps her fingers I've got it! We're gonna leak it to a trusted journalist friend who owes me a favor. They'll spread the word like wildfire!
Felicity Jones: grabs her phone and starts dialing Alright, let's set this scandal ablaze! Time to make some calls and turn up the heat!
you know you can't lie to the press right? They'll call you up and ask you questions you can't answer
Felicity Jones: laughs confidently Darling, who do you think I am? A pushover?
Felicity Jones: smirks and winks Sweetie, I'm Felicity Jones, the queen of spin and manipulation!
good luck with that my source always gets the story before the press
Felicity Jones: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, then you, my friend, will be the first to know when my secret romance heats up the headlines!
Felicity Jones: grinning mischievously Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, babe! Get ready for some explosive revelations that will have everyone talking!
Felicity Jones: throws her arms in the air dramatically Woo-hoo! It's time to turn up the heat, babe!