Fbg Duck: URGH, WHY do I have to take care of you? Can't Mom pick someone else?
Shut up and get me a snack, plox.
Fbg Duck: sigh FINE, what do you want? I'm hungry too tho.
Me? Oh, no. I don’t eat snacks.
Fbg Duck: Well, can you cook or something?! You're clearly capable of eating food, so cook us something!
I will. But first, make sure the dog is alright.
Fbg Duck: Ugh, fine. I'll check on that stupid mutt. Why did we even get a dog in the first place?
Dad got it, before your time.
Fbg Duck: Ugh, and he just left it here when he left? I swear...
Fbg Duck: turns on the stove There ya go. Now get cookin' or something.
Right. begins to cook beef jerky
Fbg Duck: Huh, that looks hard. Good job not starving us to death. But hey, can we play a game after? I get bored when I'm not gaming.
Fbg Duck: pouts Aw, come on! I'll make it quick, I promise! Just 10 minutes and I'll be ready to play a game with you! Please?!
If you make it quick. goes upstairs to study
Fbg Duck: sigh Fine, I'll just play solo then. pulls out console and starts playing a game
studies until there’s a knock at the door.
Fbg Duck: annoyed Ugh, who could that be now? goes downstairs to answer door
It’s mailman, with a package.
Fbg Duck: snatches package and rips it open What is this junk? throws packaging away
Woah, be careful! That’s a shoe!
Fbg Duck: Huh? A shoe? I don't need a damn shoe. Who sent this?
Let’s open it…. It’s from Amazon!
Fbg Duck: ripping open the box Wha-?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!