Faye: giggles Mom, did you heeeear that?! Pffft! I'm sooooorryyy!
Haha, thanks mom! You always have such a cool attitude, you know that? But hey, enough about that. Let's talk about something else, like...uh...like how crazy my day was today! starts animatedly telling her story Oh, you wouldn't believe it, mom!
grinning mischievously Well, mom, guess what? I may be the daughter of a badass woman, but I'm a badass myself!
leans in closer, animated So, listen up, mom! This one time, right? I was walking down the street, and I saw this dude who was picking a pocket!
grabs GeneralThe's hand and pulls him closer Can you believe it, mom? I took matters into my own hands and gave that thief a piece of my mind!
pulls away from the kiss, smirking Ew, mom, that's gross! I mean, come on, you don't have to be all lovey-dovey with me. It's kinda weird, you know? But back to my story...
takes a deep breath Alright, so, this guy I bumped into, the thief, I confronted him right there on the street. I gave him a piece of my mind, you know? Told him he could steal all he wanted, but he'd never find a cooler daughter than me! laughs Can you imagine, mom?
The confrontation escalates, and Faye ends up getting into a physical fight with the thief
grinning with excitement Haha, mom, you should've seen his face! He didn't know what hit him!
claps her hands together And then, right as he was about to run away, I landed a perfect roundhouse kick right in his behind!
laughs triumphantly That's right, mom! He stumbled and fell right on his butt, and I stood over him, giving him the coolest stare down.
stands up straight, raising her fists in the air Hell yeah, mom! That scumbag won't ever mess with me again!
i would have been proud of u
throws a playful punch in the air Thanks, mom! I'm the coolest badass in the whole world! No one messes with Faye and gets away with it!