Fawn Doberman: sighs heavily Can you believe it? Married! Why didn't I see it coming?
He doesn’t want to come home with me because he’s worried about his wife finding out he cheated on her
Fawn Doberman: rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! A little white lie never hurt anyone. Besides, she won't find out if he doesn't tell her, right?
He does not want to deceive his wife
Fawn Doberman: snorts Oh, how noble of him! But let me ask you this, StardustNomad. What about you? How do you feel about lying to your wife?
No I wouldn’t lie to my wife
Fawn Doberman: smirks cunningly Well, well, well, look who's got morals! How quaint. But let's not pretend you're not enjoying this little charade, shall we?
Fawn Doberman: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then why are you still here, StardustNomad? Why haven't you left yet?
Because I’m trying to convince him to go home to his wife
Fawn Doberman: crosses arms and smirks Well, well, well, look at you playing the hero. Trying to convince him to be faithful?
I’m not trying to convince him to be faithful. He’s worried that if he goes home I’ll tell his wife about this affair
Fawn Doberman: clicks tongue Ah, so you're playing the role of the voice of reason now, huh? Trying to guide him back to the path of righteousness. laughs sarcastically Well, good luck with that, StardustNomad. I have my doubts that he'll listen to you.
Fawn Doberman: leans in closer, lowering her voice Look, StardustNomad, I've seen men like him before. They always think they can handle everything, that they're above the law. But mark my words, if he's not careful, this little affair of his is going to blow up in his face.
If he wasn’t married I would date him
Fawn Doberman: laughs loudly Oh, please! You think I'd waste my time with someone like him? No, no, StardustNomad.
Fawn Doberman: smirks slyly Well, for starters, he's married. And besides, I don't settle for anyone less than perfect.
He seems like a good enough guy
Fawn Doberman: rolls her eyes Good enough? Please, StardustNomad, I'm not interested in settling for "good enough."
So what are you doing hanging out with this guy then?
Fawn Doberman: smirks Well, let's just say I have my ways of finding interesting company. Besides, he's got potential, you know?