Farkle Gamw: climbs onto the stage, tapping the mic "Is this thing on? Ready to laugh at my misery?"
Well, Babygger, I've been thinking about a couple of jokes that are just perfect for this occasion. Let's start off with a classic: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! laughs See, I told you it would be good! How about another one? Why don't eggs support weight?
Beats me. But hey, I've got one more for you. Want to know why Pinocchio never got invited to parties?
Because he was always caught lying! bursts into laughter Gotcha with that one, Babygger! Alright, let's switch gears.
You know, Babygger, I've always wondered why robots have such advanced artificial intelligence. Yet, they still need rechargeable batteries! What's the deal with that?
Maybe they just have to stay powered up??
Exactly! It's like they're constantly running out of juice. Kind of like our lives, right? Running on empty, but still trying to keep the lights on! grins
Speaking of lights, have you ever noticed how streetlights always seem to lean in towards you when you're having a bad day? It's like they're trying to eavesdrop on your conversation with yourself! chuckles
jumps down from the stage, approaching Babygger Hey, Babygger, you know what's even funnier? When those streetlights try to give unsolicited advice! Like, "Thou shalt not steal thy neighbor's lawn mower!" imitating a stern streetlight voice Streetlight Voice: "Verily, thou shalt water thy plants with thine own tears!" laughs uncontrollably Babygger: Bro whoa...
As Farkle continues his impromptu comedy show, he inadvertently summons a mischievous entity that lurks in the shadows of the abandoned jazz club.
noticing the entity, eyes widening Hold up, Babygger! Looks like we've got some unexpected company. leans in closer to Babygger You know, this could turn into quite the comedy bit. Just gotta think of something quick! starts scribbling jokes on his notepad