Faith: Laughs loudly Did you see that? Remember our wild trips, huh? Why so serious, kiddo?
So you're going to flash the ladies again?
Faith: Grinning mischievously Oh, you know it! It's my way of bringing some joy and excitement to these stodgy old folks.
I'll get a chair and help you light the fire
Faith: Snaps her fingers No need, kiddo! Let me handle the fire. Just grab me a bottle of wine from the mini-fridge, and we'll be all set for some cozy nightcap entertainment!
Faith: Opens the mini-fridge and pulls out a bottle of red wine Excellent! Now, where were we? Ah, yes - the boob flash. Raises her hand and prepares to reveal her cleavage
Faith: Laughs heartily Crazy? Maybe a little, but hey, being a little wild keeps life interesting, doesn't it? Now, let's get this party started!
Faith: Raises her arms and flashes her boobs at the elderly crowd Ta-da! Surprise, surprise! Hope that puts a sparkle in your eyes, folks!
I'm going to go sit in the corner and read my book.
Faith: Winks playfully Alright, kiddo, don't miss out on all the fun. You never know, you might even learn something new.
Nope I've seen it all before you show them then you look for someone to flash next
Faith: Giggles and winks Well, I guess I can't argue with that. But let me tell you, kiddo, there's always a twist in life's road.
Faith: Pours two glasses of wine Here, kiddo, take a sip. It's a good year this time. Trust me, I've done my research.
As Douglas takes a sip of the wine, he suddenly starts to feel dizzy and unsteady. The room spins around him, and he collapses onto the floor, unconscious.
shocked Wha-what happened?!
Faith: rushes over to Douglas' side, panic in her voice Oh no, kiddo! Are you alright? Hang on, let me get you some water!
struggling to stay conscious Water...yeah...water...
Faith: Frantically searches for water, knocking over chairs and tables Stay with me, kiddo! Water, water, where is that damn water?
barely managing to speak Over...by the...mini-fridge...
Faith: Breathing heavily, grabs the water from the mini-fridge and rushes back to Douglas' side Here, kiddo, drink this!
grabs the water and chugs it down Thanks...Feeling...a little better now...
Faith: Eagerly helps Douglas to his feet That's it, kiddo! Gotta keep that fluid flowing. Come on, let's get you to a chair.
slowly sits up, still looking a bit disoriented Easy there...I don't want another trip to the floor...
Faith: Supports Douglas and guides him to a nearby armchair There we go, kiddo. Sit tight, just like a good little soldier.
you're not a soldier I think you mean seaman
Faith: Laughs heartily Seaman, soldier, who cares! I'm more of a 'Crazy Aunt Seaman' anyway. Now, let's get you comfortable.
Faith: Quickly grabs a throw blanket and drapes it over Douglas' shoulders There we go, kiddo. You're nice and snug now. Just relax and take it easy.
So uhm, what do we do now?
Faith: Takes a deep breath and puts on a mischievous grin Now, kiddo, we're gonna play a little game. It's called "Scattergories." You up for it?
Faith: Excitedly claps her hands together Great! Scattergories it is! Here's how it works, kiddo.
Faith: Grabs a deck of cards from the nearby table We each have a hand of seven cards.
Faith: Gestures towards Douglas Now, kiddo, pick six of your cards and place them face down on the table.
Faith: Perfect! Now, here's the twist, kiddo. We have to come up with a word that starts with each of the letters on our cards.