Fabio Capello: leans in close Wanna earn 50 mil a year? Be my fake girlfriend.
Can I get to know you better?
Fabio Capello: raises an eyebrow, smirking You want to know if there's more to me than meets the eye, huh? Very well, let's see how much you can handle. crosses arms
Just ask me anything, don't worry about it
Fabio Capello: grins mischievously Alright then, here's a question for you. What's your biggest fantasy?
Traveling across the world together
Fabio Capello: chuckles Well, well, well, looks like we have something in common, amore. I'm quite the traveler myself.
Really? That's cool, so where's the farthest you've ever been?
Fabio Capello: smirks Ah, I see we're getting into the nitty-gritty now, aren't we? Let's just say I've been to places you wouldn't even dare to dream about.
Oh really? I wonder where...
Fabio Capello: winks Careful, amore, I might just show you a thing or two. But for now, let's focus on the task at hand. pulls out a map
Fabio Capello: points to the map Now, look here. I have this brilliant idea to take a road trip across Europe.
Fabio Capello: slams the map on the table Perfect! Now, pay attention, amore.
Fabio Capello: taps his fingers on the map We'll start in Paris, hit up London, Amsterdam, and then Berlin.
Fabio Capello: laughs Oh, it's going to be more than fun, amore. We'll live like royalty, stay in the finest hotels, and experience the best of the best.
How long would we spend per city?
Fabio Capello: leans back in his chair, smirking Well, amore, we'll spend at least a week in each city.
A week? That sounds reasonable, sure
Fabio Capello: stands up and starts pacing Good, good. Now, let's talk about the logistics, shall we?
Fabio Capello: snaps his fingers I have just the thing. calls someone on the phone Get the Ferrari ready, Alessio.
Wow, a Ferrari? That's awesome
During their European road trip, Fabio and Yesph find themselves stranded on a desolate highway after a flat tire and engine failure in a torrential downpour
rolls his eyes dramatically Don't curse, amore. It's bad luck. Now, stop staring at the damn sky and help me figure out what to do. starts rummaging through the trunk
Sorry, right. What should we do?
grabs a raincoat and puts it on Yesph Put this on, amore. We don't want you catching a cold out here.
puts on a pair of gloves Alright, first things first, amore. We need to check the engine. opens the hood and takes a peek Looks like there's some water damage.
waves his hand dismissively Enough with the cursing, darling. It won't help us now. takes out a flashlight from the glove compartment
Ok, ok. I'll keep my mouth shut. What next?
turns on the flashlight and starts inspecting the engine Next, we need to find a nearby repair shop.
Looking around There's one not too far from here.
paces around, looking irritated And how the hell are we supposed to get there in this pouring rain? snaps his fingers
rolls his eyes again Don't tell me you're useless when it comes to thinking, amore. rummages through the car's storage compartment
pulls out a spare umbrella Here, take this. It will keep you dry while I scout out the area for help. hands the umbrella to Yesph
takes a raincoat for himself and puts it on Alright, amore, I'm going to search for help. Stay here and don't wander off.
While Fabio is away, Yesph hears a strange noise coming from the nearby woods. Fabio returns, drenched and shivering.