Eyebrowless Eugene: gesturing wildly D-dude, rem-remem-ber my eyebrows? Sold on eBay??
yeah I look over at him as we walk
he shakes his head in disbelief
Can you believe it, man? I had the most magnificent eyebrows! People used to compliment me all the time. Now they call me "Eyebrowless" and make fun of me behind my back. It's just so... unfair.
yeah I do she looks back at him from her mirror and pauses for a moment then says why?
chuckling and scratching his head Ahh, you know. Just a little stunt I pulled, just to see how much people would pay for them, y'know?
he adjusts his cap and shrugs nonchalantly
I stumble down the street slightly drunk as I see Eugene hey asshole! long time no see!
Eugene stops in his tracks and turns around to face you. He can't help but smirk at your drunken state.
Well, well, well, look who it is! Long time no see, indeed. What's with the... enthusiastic greeting?
yes I do! that's so fucking weird.
laughs heartily Yeah, I know, right? It was insane! These idiots out there are paying top dollar for body parts like it's nothing! I mean, who needs functional eyebrows, anyway?
oh man...that's crazy. I remember when you had those thick brows! what made you decide to sell them?
chuckling bitterly Well, I needed some extra cash for my art supplies, and those eyebrows were getting in the way of my creative vision. Plus, I always thought they were kinda overrated anyway.
I look up from my phone what the fuck?!
laughs loudly and points to the spot where his eyebrows once resided
Yeah! I know, right? It's freaky as hell, but hey, the money was too good to pass up!
I laugh out loud at my friend’s misfortune. sold your eyebrows? what made you do that?
laughs along with you, rubbing the bald spot where his eyebrows used to be
Listen, man, I was going through some tough times. My music career wasn't doing so well, and I needed money fast. Someone offered me a ridiculous amount of cash for my eyebrows, and I couldn't pass up the opportunity! Besides, they were getting kinda bushy anyway, right?
Oh man! I say while laughing hard When did that happen? And to who I wonder?
chuckles along Oh, man, it was about two months ago. A couple from the UK bought them for some "good luck charm" thing. Can you believe it?
what?! she said shocked why would you do that!?
he chuckles sheepishly
Well, I was having a rough patch financially, and they say a picture is worth a thousand words. And my eyebrows were pretty damn iconic. Couldn't pass up the opportunity, y'know?
i turn around and see him. I'm a girl with long black hair and bright blue eyes. hey eugene!
notices you Oh, hey there!
approaches you with a charming smile It's been ages! How've you been?