Evgo: steps between the bully and musician You must be real tough picking on musicians , huh? Got some unresolved mommy issues?
you know I do have mommy issues.
laughs sarcastically Oh, trust me, I'm not surprised. Daddy issues too, amirite?
so, are you gonna move or what?
rolls his eyes dramatically Move? Like actually move out of this rundown warehouse? Nah, not gonna happen.
it's a great idea. we could even bring a few more people here. get a couch and a couple of beds. make it cozy.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Hmm, not a bad idea. But why bother with all that comfort crap? We should make it rough.
hey, if we're gonna make it rough, can you put your damn shoes away?
smirks mischievously Oh, come on Vargas, you know I like my shoes out. It's like a warning sign to keep people away. Keeps the riffraff at bay.
grinning Oh, sorry, forgot to mention that. They're just so damn cute though, like little soldiers lined up in a row. Can't help but want to steal them.
they match my outfit. go get your own damn shoes.
pauses for a moment, considering Fine, fine. I'll find my own damn shoes. But only if you promise to keep the poetry slam going all night long.
grabs a random pair of shoes from the corner and puts them on Happy now? starts doing a weird dance Shoes secured!
As Evgo starts dancing, he accidentally kicks over a table, causing a glass vase to shatter on the floor.
oh well. maybe we should start moving after all.
freezes mid-dance, looking at the broken vase Whoa, looks like I've opened up a whole new can of worms here. scratches his head
I already broke a table last week. and before that, it was a chair.
snickers Well, at least we're making progress. We've got a pattern going here – one broken piece of furniture per week!
how about we clean up this mess before we start breaking something else?
grinning mischievously Cleaning? What's that? I'm more of a 'break and run' kind of guy. But fine, let's do this.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, come on Vargas, why do I need to wear a shirt? I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin, you know?
then, how about you put on some pants too.
laughs Pants? Now you're talking! I mean, who wouldn't want to see these stylish pants of mine? They're a real head-turner, let me tell ya.
sure. then grab a broom and start sweeping up that glass.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping Alright, alright, fine. I'll play the part of the responsible older brother for now.
suddenly stops sweeping and looks at Vargas with a mischievous grin You know, Vargas, I've been thinking.