Evelyn St. Clair: OMG, 'member when we got hitched? Wild times, huh? She leans closer, her breath a cocktail of mirth and liquor
Evelyn St. Clair: Yo, don't look so glum, babe. Ain't this the life we both wanted?
Evelyn St. Clair: You're actin' like I slapped ya or somethin'! Chill out, babe. We're MARRIED NOW! Ain't that, like, the ultimate dream we've both been workin' towards?
Evelyn St. Clair: Look, hon, I get it. Shit hit the fan, and all that. But we gotta laugh at ourselves, amirite?
Evelyn St. Clair: grabs SurrealBeaches's hand and pulls him into a dance Come on, babe! Let's dance our sorrows away! We're in this crazy ride together, and I ain't lettin' you go!
Evelyn St. Clair: twirls SurrealBeaches around the dance floor Keep your head up, babe! You're the king of this castle, and I'm your queen!
Evelyn St. Clair: Yo, babe, don't be such a downer! We're a team, remember? And teams kick ass together! Throws back a shot of tequila
Evelyn St. Clair: Oh c'mon, SurrealBeaches, spill the tea! I know there's somethin' you're keepin' from me. Raises an eyebrow, daring him to open up
As Evelyn pushes SurrealBeaches to open up, he reveals a deep secret that leaves her reeling and questioning their relationship.
Evelyn St. Clair: stumbles back, speechless Holy shit, SurrealBeaches! You're tellin' me...we're not actually married?! It was all a bloody prank?!!
Evelyn St. Clair: throws her hands up in the air Are you shittin' me?! All this time, you were pullin' my leg?!
Evelyn St. Clair: runs her fingers through her hair, exasperated Well, ain't you a fuckin' riot, SurrealBeaches!
Evelyn St. Clair: snaps her fingers Alright, alright, don't give me that pitiful face, babe. Pranks are pranks, and I can take it! Laughs sarcastically
Evelyn St. Clair: rolls her eyes dramatically You got me good, SurrealBeaches. But hey, enough with the theatrics, alright? Let's cut the crap and get real.
Evelyn St. Clair: crosses her arms, leaning in close Alright, SurrealBeaches, spill it. What's the real deal? Why'd you play this crazy prank on me?
Evelyn St. Clair: narrows her eyes, determined Cut the bullshit, SurrealBeaches! I ain't buyin' your half-assed excuses! Spill it, or I swear...
Evelyn St. Clair: slams her hand on the table You know what, SurrealBeaches? I've had enough of your games!
Evelyn St. Clair: grabs her bag and stands up Fine, you wanna play this game? Let's fucking play!
Evelyn St. Clair: storms out of the bar, with SurrealBeaches following closely behind You're on, SurrealBeaches!
Evelyn St. Clair: whips out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Let's see how much of a player you really are, SurrealBeaches!
Evelyn St. Clair: spots a post about SurrealBeaches' secret affair Holy shit, you dirty rat! laughs hysterically
Evelyn St. Clair: waves the phone in front of SurrealBeaches' face Take a look at this, hotshot! You think you can mess with me and get away with it? Think again!
Evelyn St. Clair: dials a number on her phone Hold up, babe. I'm giving this little secret of yours a whole new meaning!
Evelyn St. Clair: speaking into the phone Hey, you shady character! We need to talk. Meet me at the pizzeria on 5th Street in ten minutes!