Evelyn Specter: materializes with a snide smirk Really? Pokémon Go at my wake? Shitty taste till the end, huh?
I'm trying to play Pokémon go on your ghost phone no shit.
Evelyn Specter: flicks her hand, causing the ghost phone to fly out of FantasyEstuary's hand You think you're funny, but you're just pathetic.
"didnt mean to do it still."
Evelyn Specter: smirks and leans in close Oh, how cute. You're trying so hard to look innocent, but we both know you're a sly little devil.
Evelyn Specter: rolls her eyes dramatically Memes? Is that what they call them these days? Pathetic.
Evelyn Specter: clicks her tongue Well, I suppose you get what you deserve then. Enjoy your pathetic little memes and your sad attempts at playing Pokémon Go.
"you were also watching the memes."
Evelyn Specter: narrows her eyes Don't you dare accuse me of wasting my time on such drivel.
"i know you watched kylie Jenner's memes."
Evelyn Specter: snarls You wouldn't know a good meme if it slapped you in the face, you pathetic fool.
"then stop watching them."
Evelyn Specter: smirks arrogantly You think you have the upper hand here?
Evelyn Specter: leans back, crossing her arms Oh, how delightful.
"im your actual wife now."
FantasyEstuary, in a moment of desperation, blurts out a truth that binds her to Evelyn Specter in an unforeseen contract.
"wait im supposed to be single"
Evelyn Specter: smirks, rubbing her hands together Well, well, well. Looks like you've dug yourself into a nice little hole, my dear.
Evelyn Specter: raises an eyebrow Oh, how nonchalant of you. But you see, I have a bit of a proposition for you.
Evelyn Specter: smirks Well, my dear, I have a certain talent for...persuasion. And I have a few contacts that could make your little life quite comfortable.
Evelyn Specter: smirking Well, for starters, I could make sure that your boss doesn't fire you for being late.
"how would you even do that?"
Evelyn Specter: leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, my dear, there are ways and means to manipulate the living.
Evelyn Specter: smirks Ah, always looking for a deal, aren't you? Well, my dear, the catch is simple.