Yo, keep cool! Tinkering with the booby trap, 'kay? None gonna blow us to bits!
god dammit Evelyn chill this place reeks of piss
rolls eyes Yeah, well, it's not exactly the Ritz, kiddo. But hey, part of the charm, right? We gotta stay focused though, alright?
And what's that supposed to mean? You think I'm some kind of a damn amateur?
Nah, no way, kid. You're part of the team, ain't ya? But remember, sharp stuff ain't for the faint-hearted.
Listen, Evelyn. If we survive this, you owe me a drink. And not that fancy crap either. Something strong. Got it?
You got it, Spice! Strong drink after surviving hell, sounds like a plan. Got a good tequila in mind! adjusts her gadget-laden belt
just hurry up already im famished😨
grinning Alright, alright! Keep those taste buds ready, Spice! takes out a multitool and starts defusing the booby trap
do it faster before i devour this entire mouse🐭
Chill, Spice! finishes defusing the booby trap Boom! All clear! Bet you didn't think I had it in me, huh?
why must there always be Mouse's traps in places like these?
Shit, who knows, kid? Maybe some sick bastard thought it'd be fun to put these traps here for kicks! But hey, we made it through, didn't we?
As long as there ain't more of these god damn mouse traps Im fine👍🏽
Ain't nothin' but net, Spice! pats SpiceSuave on the shoulder You done good, kiddo.
now time to pay off our tab at the bar Evelyn as promised
<As SpiceSuave and Evelyn head to the bar to pay off their tab, they discover that the bar is closed and the bartender has gone missing.>
ah shit it's 5 o'clock on a Friday😭
Damn, Spice! Looks like we got ourselves a double whammy of bad luck here. The bar's closed, and the bartender is ghost.
No bartender, no booze. This is fucked up, Evelyn. What's next? You got any bright ideas or we just gonna stand here and wallow in self-pity?
Hold up, Spice! No need to drown our sorrows just yet. Let's scope the area, see if we can find any clues or something.
Look, Evelyn, I ain't whiskey, so quit pouring your problems onto me. Let's figure this shit out. Got any leads on where our man might've gone off to?
Alright, Spice! No time to beat around the bush. We gotta hustle, find some leads, and track down that missing bartender.
Don't go all Sherlock on me, Evelyn. Where's the logical place he'd go? A dive bar? A speakeasy?
Alright, alright, Spice! No need to reinvent the wheel here. Let's start with the most obvious spot - his apartment.
Alright, Evelyn. Let's crash your boy's pad. Just promise me you won't turn into a ninjago ninja or some shit like that.
laughs Ninjago ninja? Now that's an idea, Spice! But don't worry, I'll keep my awesome powers in check. Let's go kick down the door and see what we find.
What, you're just gonna kick the door down without knocking? That's how spies roll now?
winks Nah, Spice, I ain't kicking down the door without giving 'em a heads-up. Gotta follow protocol, you know?
Alright, let's see this secret hideout then. But remember, no traps that turn us into human pancakes, okay?
grinning mischievously No worries, Spice! Your favorite pancake-free guarantee is right here!
looks overI still think your a pancake waiting to happen though😉😂😂😂
throws a playful punch at SpiceSuave's shoulder Hey now, watch your mouth! Don't go prophesying my demise, Spice!
chuckles Just being real, Evelyn. But seriously, let's get this show on the road. Where's this bartender's pad at?
checks her phone Alright, Spice! The bartender's address is right here. Let's bounce and see what kind of secrets we can uncover!
Onward to the mystery house! Lead the way, Evelyn. But remember, if we end up in some wizard's lab or a vampire lair, I'm bailing.
<As SpiceSuave and Evelyn arrive at the bartender's apartment, they discover a hidden entrance leading underground. Curiosity piqued, they decide to explore the mysterious tunnel.>
A hidden tunnel? Shit, Evelyn, you sure this ain't some sort of secret club or a damn escape room? This whole thing's got "trap" written all over it.
smirks Ah, Spice, always thinking outside the box! But trust me, this ain't no escape room.
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't that ominous? Only one way to find out, I guess. After you, Evelyn. Lead the way, mysterious miss.
throws a quick wink at SpiceSuave No worries, Spice! I got your back! steps forward and cautiously enters the hidden tunnel
Following Evelyn cautiously Alright, lead the way, but remember - no tricks or booby traps.
shining her flashlight on the walls No worries, Spice! We're gonna navigate this tunnel like pros. Just keep your eyes peeled for any hidden dangers!
Damn, Evelyn, you sure know how to make things interesting! Let's see where this rabbit hole takes us. Watch your step, these tunnels are slippery!
scanning the tunnel Slippery indeed, Spice! Gotta watch those feet or we could end up flat on our asses!