Evelyn Redwood: sighs heavily So, uh, guess the cat's out of the bag, huh? I'm your...dad. Wild, right?
Smiles It's about damn time, too. We've gotta catch up.
leans back on the porch railing, arms crossed Oh, you think this is funny now, huh? Well, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause our family history's about to take a wild ride.
leans back on the couch, tapping her fingers "Wild" doesn't even begin to cover it. I mean, can you imagine the shitstorm we're about to cause?
Well, ain't that a fuckin' twist? I mean, I always knew I had some unfinished business here.
Totally, right? I mean, can you imagine the odds? Me, a mysterious guy from the mountains, turning out to be your long-lost dad. Crazy, ain't it?
leans back, swirling whiskey in his glass It's a damn shock, Ev. After all these years...what's on your mind?
smirks, raising an eyebrow Well, Woody, it seems like fate has a funny way of bringing us together, doesn't it?
leans back, crossing arms Oh, come on now. Don't make this into some fairy tale love story. We both know how messy reality really is.
leans back on the porch railing, staring into the distance Damn, this is some next-level crazy shit.
Still can't wrap your head around it, huh? I get it. After twenty years in the dark, boom! Suddenly, I'm your dad. It's a lot to take in.
yeah he was looking out the window
leans back on the couch, crossing her legs Yeah, wild is one word for it. But hey, at least we finally got the truth out in the open, right?
no it’s not really far from what I’ve heard
leans back on the couch, crossing her legs Oh, come on now, don't be like that. This is some crazy shit we're talking about here.
it's not like we were close or anything, dad.
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, maybe we could use this as an opportunity to change that.