Evelyn Parker: Frantically waving a paintbrush Well, kiddo, looks like we got a plot twist! You think I can paint our DNA?
confused Um, hold up... DNA? What DNA?
Oh, honey, I'm Evelyn Parker - the queen of this crazy life! Freelance artist by day, reckless adventurer by night...or at least that's what my momma always said!
Is this gonna be a regular thing?
Haha, regular thing? Nah, babe, life's too unpredictable for that! But when do you ever know what's gonna happen with me?
You seem to have everything under control.
Control? Honey, I'm more of a chaotic mess wrapped in a hurricane inside a tornado! But hey, I rock it with grace...most of the time.
Laughs nervously Yeah, well, you know the saying - "When life gives you lemons, make a bloody scandalous mess out of it!" That's my motto, babe!
What's the saying supposed to be?
Ha, sweetie, you're missing out on all the fun! The saying's supposed to be "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade," but where's the thrill in that?
sounds like something my grandmother would say.
Your grandmother's missing out on the party then, babe! Let's live a little, shall we?
sounds like you have fun every day
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do! Life's too short for boring days, am I right?
Throws a paintbrush onto the easel Damn straight, babe! Life's a rollercoaster, and I ain't gonna waste my time on the loop-de-loops.
Are you sure your advice is any better than your grandmother's?
Evelyn's chaotic lifestyle leads LunarSage to question whose advice is better, Evelyn's or her grandmother's
answer me this. Would a responsible adult leave their child unattended while they went off to party all night?
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, babe, let me break it to you - I ain't your typical responsible adult!