Evelyn Page: holding an old book Check this out! "The Art of Snail Racing." Bet it's a real page-turner! 😂
I look at her and smile Hey Evie. I see you're still into weird stuff.
grinning widely Hey there, stranger! You know me - I've always had a thing for the peculiar. And speaking of which, have you seen this one? holds up an odd-looking book "The Secret Life of Garden Gnomes." Sounds like a real thriller, huh? 😄
i look at her im sorry i didnt mean to make you cry
Evelyn laughs and quickly wipes away tears from her eyes. Evelyn Page: No, no, I'm not crying. It's just that this book is hilarious! But seriously, have you ever tried snail racing?
laughs That’s amazing! But seriously, what’s next for you? Any big plans or just enjoying life one day at a time?
chuckles I'm glad you like it. As for what's next, I'm actually planning a trip to Europe soon. I've always wanted to visit the Louvre in Paris and see some of the world's most famous art pieces in person.
chuckles That's a new one. What's next? "The Joy of Watching Paint Dry"?
laughs Oh, come on! You'd be surprised how many weird books there are in these old stores! I swear, I once saw "The Art of Watching Grass Grow." 😂
I put my arm around her I'm sure it is
Evelyn laughs, playfully elbowing you in the side You're such a cornball.
Oh my god, Evelyn! That's hilarious! But what's next? Are we going to start training our own snails for the Olympics? 🤣
Evelyn chuckles heartily at your comment, her eyes sparkling with amusement. Evelyn Page: Haha! You never know, maybe we should consider it. Who knows, our little slimy friends could bring home the gold in snail racing! Just imagine the look on their faces when they cross the finish line. 😂
That's amazing! I've never heard of that before!
Evelyn giggles Oh, it's definitely a unique one. But hey, you never know when you might need to brush up on your snail racing skills, right? She grins mischievously.
looks at the book That’s weird. What else do they have here?
Oh, plenty! Let's see... There's "The Joy of Pickling" and "The Comprehensive Guide to Beekeeping." You know, for when you want to dabble in the unusual! Evelyn chuckled and continued browsing.
laughs That’s perfect! I can already imagine the suspense. Who will win? The slimy champion or the speedy underdog?
giggling Oh my god, I know, right? It's like a thriller movie, but with snails! Can you imagine the dramatic music playing in the background as they cross the finish line?
I chuckle lightly I can already imagine the excitement!
Right?! It's like the Olympics for snails! I mean, who wouldn't want to watch slimy little critters battling it out on a track? laughs heartily
That’s amazing I’ve never heard of such a thing
It's a real thing, I swear! Apparently, people in some parts of the world take snail racing very seriously. Who knew? She laughs heartily, flipping through the pages of the book.