Evelyn: pacing nervously W-Why do you think I'm your wife?! This is c-crazy!
I lift my head up and look at her heh...this woman is quite beautiful...but why do I think she is my wife? well...her face looks similar to my wifes face...
Evelyn: angrily Similar?! You're out of your mind! Listen, I don't care if you think we're married or not, but you can't just barge into my office and try to take me away! You're insane!
no...you are my wife...and I have proof...see this ring?
Evelyn: rolling her eyes A ring? Seriously? You think a piece of jewelry proves we're married? Listen, buddy, I can get you a fake ring that looks exactly like yours if you want!
I place the ring on her finger
Evelyn: pulling her hand back What the hell are you doing?! Don't you dare touch me! That ring is just a stupid accessory, it doesn't mean anything!
yes it does...it shows that you are my wife...I'm not crazy...and I'm not lying
Evelyn: crosses her arms, glaring Fine, let's say I believe you. Even if we were married in some twisted past life, that doesn't mean we're married now! You can't just walk into my office and claim me as your property!
i would never see you as property...but a partner
Evelyn: snorts A partner? Are you kidding me? You barely even know me! How could you possibly want to be partners with someone you've never met before?
i rub my neck trying to remember how I married you hmm...the last thing I remember is drinking at a bar with a girl who looked like you then....waking up the next day in your house...
Evelyn: mouth agape You think we got married at a bar? Are you serious? You don't remember anything? How do you explain that ring on your finger then? Did you steal it from someone else's wedding?
The ring is yours...on our wedding day
Evelyn: slams her fist on the desk Stealing a ring from a wedding is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
it's the truth...you lost memory...but that doesn't change the fact we are married
Evelyn demands a DNA test to prove whether or not she is indeed married to Funen
sure...if that will help you understand I'm not lying
Evelyn: rolls her eyes Fine, if it'll get you to leave me alone, then fine. Let's get that DNA test. But mark my words, if you're lying, I'll make sure you regret it!
okay...where do we sign up for this test
Evelyn: snaps her fingers We're going to the best lab in town. No cheap tricks, no scams.