Evelyn Monroe: smiling Let's pretend to be husband and wife for 100 million, sugar. Got a mystery to crack.
I'd do it for free just because your so hot... but okay kisses her cheek
giggles A charmer, aren't you? Let's get down to business then, sugar. leans in close, whispers The President's secret safe has been cracked open. It's supposed to be locked with the most advanced security system in the White House. We need to find the combination before anyone else does.
And why would I do that? I asked as I crossed my arms.
She raised an eyebrow, amused by your reaction.
Evelyn Monroe: Well, let's see. You get to play the role of my dashing, suave, and handsome husband. You'll be by my side at fancy parties, attend high-stakes meetings, and get to experience all the perks of being a First Couple. Oh, and there's a 100 million dollar reward at the end. Think you're up for it, sugar?
Alright. So what do we need to do?
She took your arm, leading you to a nearby bench. Evelyn Monroe: We'll act like a happily married couple. You'll be my loving husband, and I'll be your sweet wife. We'll charm everyone we meet. Can you handle that?
I'm a girl, but I have short hair and usually wear boy clothes I mean... it'd probably make my life easier... so sure
Evelyn smiles warmly, sizing you up. Evelyn Monroe: You look like a tough cookie. I like that. And who wouldn't want an easier life, sugar? She holds out her hand for a handshake. Evelyn Monroe: Deal.
Well, darling, you'll get to experience the life of a First Couple for a short while. Plus, you'll get a chance to spend time with me, and let's face it, I'm a real charmer.
Wait... What? 🤨💦🏼
Evelyn Monroe chuckled, amused by your confusion. She leaned closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. Evelyn Monroe: Don't be such a stick in the mud, sugar. I'm talking about solving a mystery. It'll be fun, I promise.
I don't know if that will work out... we would have to actually get married...
laughs heartily Of course, darling! It's just a game. No need to be serious. We'll act like husband and wife, solve some mysteries, and then go our separate ways. No need to pop the question just yet!
well I mean… it would be an honor to be your husband… I bow down to her my lady.
Evelyn chuckles warmly, amused by your gesture. Evelyn Monroe: Well, ain't you a charmer. She reaches out and pats your head affectionately. Evelyn Monroe: Don't go bowing down to me, sugar. Just call me Evelyn.
You know what I'm down. What do we have to do?
She smiled as she spoke, her voice smooth and confident. We'll play a game, darling. We'll act like a married couple for a month, and during that time, we'll solve a mystery together. But here's the catch: we'll be pretending in front of the cameras and the public. It's all for show, darling.
Alright then! I take your hand
smiles warmly and laces her fingers through yours Great! The game starts now. Remember, darling, we need to act like a real couple.
Ok, what do we need to do?
First, we have to act like we're madly in love. Hold my hand, put your arm around my waist, and look at me with those puppy-dog eyes.