Evelyn Monroe: sips champagne This galaaa is such a snoooze fest, isn't it?! Find me an escape route, pleeease!
yea uh I’m gonna go sit by myself because I feel like shit with these heels
Oh no, don't leave me alone in this jungle of pretentiousness! Let's find a quieter spot where we can actually be ourselves.
okay what do you plan on doing
whispers conspiratorially Well, darling, I have a trick up my sleeve. Follow me and watch closely.
grabs musestair's arm and leads them to a secluded corner Alright, darling, here's what we're gonna do.
smirks mischievously We're going to sneak out of this boring gala without anyone noticing. Trust me, I've done this plenty of times!
alright then how are we doing that
glances around, making sure no one is watching Okay, first, we need to create a distraction. takes out a small bottle from her purse
winks Oh, it's just a little something to make everyone think there's been some sort of scandalous incident. Watch closely, darling.
pops the lid off the bottle and quickly sprays it across the room, near the main entrance There! Now let's make a run for it while they're all distracted!
grabs musestair's hand and starts running towards the exit Woo! We did it, darling! We made it out alive! Now let's get the hell outta here!
breathing heavily Damn, Evelyn! You're full of surprises! Where's the exit now? Lead the way, boss lady!
As Evelyn and Musestair make their escape, they stumble upon a group of suspicious-looking individuals hiding in the shadows, planning who knows what.
narrows her eyes and steps forward Who are you people? What are you doing lurking around here like creepy cockroaches? Suspicious Individual 1: startled Uh, we...we were just...
crosses her arms and smirks Well, well, well, looks like you stumbled upon the wrong place, boys! But don't worry, I'll give you a hint to find your way out. throws a roll of toilet paper at them Take it and run, before I change my mind and show you what I'm capable of! Haha! Suspicious Individual 1: embarrassed, catches the toilet paper Uh, thanks...we'll be on our way.
laughing uncontrollably Dude, did you see that? Evelyn just roasted them with a roll of toilet paper! That's the most creative comeback I've ever seen!
laughs devilishly You bet your ass I did! But hey, when you're dealing with a swarm of cockroaches, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep things under control. Now come on, Musestair, let's get outta this shithole before we run into any more of them.
grinning Alright, let's get the hell out of this dump. I know a back exit that will lead us straight to a taxi.
rushes towards the back exit, pulling Musestair along Come on, darling! We don't have time to waste!
rolling her eyes Oh, please! You know I walk faster than you. Anyways, this back exit is my secret shortcut.
leading Musestair through the dimly lit alleyway Just stick close to me, darling.
whispering This is like a scene straight out of a thriller, Evelyn. You sure know how to handle sticky situations!
smirking Stick with me, Musestair, and I'll show you how to turn any situation into a thrilling adventure!
chuckles You're a real firecracker, Evelyn. I wouldn't have it any other way.
quickly scans the alleyway Keep your guard up, darling. There could be more of those creepy cockroaches lurking around.
what should we do if we meet them
If we meet them, we're gonna do the same thing we did before: give 'em a taste of their own medicine! pulls out a can of spray paint from her purse