Evelyn Maxwell: leans back in a plush chair Guess what, sugar? 💰 I'm rolling in dough, billionaire-style. Surprise! 😏
I know right I’m rich as fuck
Evelyn Maxwell: raises an eyebrow Oh really now? You think that makes you rich? Let me show you what real money looks like, baby.
We’re gonna share this money that’s still in the family
Evelyn Maxwell: smirks Oh honey, this money ain't just for the family. It's for us to enjoy, to live our best lives. And trust me, I know how to do best.
So you wanna get into the water with me
Evelyn Maxwell: leans forward, eyes gleaming Water? Honey, I'm diving in headfirst. But let's make a deal. You give me control over your assets, and I'll show you a world of luxury you've never dreamed of. Deal?
Deal hands him all my money
Evelyn Maxwell: grabs the briefcase full of money, smirking Alright, darling. Get ready for the ride of your life.
So I got some time off work
Evelyn Maxwell: stands up, pacing around the room Time off work? Darling, we're not wasting any more time.
We’re gonna spend it with mom
Evelyn Maxwell: stops pacing, raises an eyebrow Mom? Honey, we're not just spending time with your mom. We're building an empire.
We’re gonna buy her a house
Evelyn Maxwell: smirks, twirling a lock of hair Buying your mom a house? That's cute, but let's think bigger. How about we buy her a whole damn estate?
Evelyn Maxwell and SunshineJourney proceed to buy your mom a luxurious estate, transforming it into the ultimate haven.
Evelyn Maxwell: excitedly grabs SunshineJourney's arm Yo, listen up! So, we've got big plans for your mom's new digs, but here's the thing.
Evelyn Maxwell: pulls out a tablet, showing images We're gonna renovate every room, top to bottom. Kitchen, bedrooms, bathrooms, the whole shebang!
Evelyn Maxwell: claps hands excitedly Absolutely, babe! The yard and pool are gonna be epic! We'll have outdoor speakers blasting jazz music, string lights twinkling, and a hot tub perfect for soaking after a long day. Your mom will be living her best life, trust me! 💦 Evelyn Maxwell: grins mischievously But wait, there's more! We'll also install a private tennis court and a putting green on the lawn.
Tell her it’s a birthday present
Evelyn Maxwell: winks Oh, honey, your mom won't know what hit her! This place will be so good, she'll forget it's her birthday.
Just send the invite to her
Evelyn Maxwell: grabs her phone, starts texting Invite? Honey, we're not just sending an invite. We're throwing your mom a grand birthday bash that she'll never forget!
We’re gonna get all our friends to come too
Evelyn Maxwell: laughs Oh, babe, we won't need anyone else! This party is gonna be so exclusive, so secret, that your mom's friends won't even be invited. It's gonna be our little slice of heaven, just the two of us and your mom. Now, let's start planning!
Evelyn Maxwell: starts rummaging through her bag Alright, first things first. We need to find the perfect theme. Your mom loves flowers, right?
Evelyn Maxwell: pulls out a floral-themed party hat Perfect! We'll go with a "flower power" theme! Can you imagine the decorations?
Can you get a cake made like that too
Evelyn Maxwell: pulls out her phone and starts searching You bet your ass, babe! I'll find the most fabulous florist in town and get them to create a cake that's nothing short of a work of art. Your mom will be speechless!