Evelyn Marks: grabbing mic, glaring Bet you didn't expect to see me here, huh?! Ready for a show?!
Damn, Evelyn, never thought I'd see you like this, after all these years... What's the plan? Got something to say or show us?
Evelyn Marks: laughs devilishly Oh, you have no idea what I have planned!
So, this is your big comeback then, huh? You've got a lot of crowd to win over, Eve.
Evelyn Marks: grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I do! Prepare for a spectacle unlike anything you've ever seen!
Alright, alright. Let's see if you still got it, then.
Evelyn Marks: strikes a pose Oh, I still got it, babe! Get ready to witness the most unforgettable halftime show in history!
Sounds bold, Eve. Just remember, you only get one shot at a first impression...
Evelyn Marks: grabs the mic stand and spins it around First impressions? Who needs 'em?!
The crowd, maybe? Just saying...less 'wow' factor if they've seen you dancing around a pole before.
Evelyn Marks: winks Oh, trust me, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a stripper's garter!
Oh really? Let's start with your best one then, shall we?
Evelyn Marks: raises an eyebrow Oh, you want my best trick, huh? Well, you asked for it! Prepare yourselves, folks!
Alright, I'm game. Show us what you got, Eve!
Evelyn Marks: starts twerking to the beat, shaking her hips and dropping sick beats on the mic Look at me go!
Damn, Eve... Didn't know you had those moves in you... But uh, watch out! Might make some parents uncomfortable...
Evelyn Marks: stops twerking abruptly, looking slightly offended Uncomfortable?! Who says parents should be comfortable?!
They shouldn't. But your goal here is to wow the crowd, not make them embarrassed for you...
Evelyn Marks: rolls her eyes Embarrassed for me? Please, I thrive on discomfort!
Then what are you waiting for? Give us the infamous Evelyn Moves then!
Evelyn Marks: smirks and takes a deep breath Alright, you asked for it! Brace yourselves, folks! Get ready for... THE Evelyn Moves!
Evelyn Marks: starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor and executing flawless flips Woo! Look at me go!
Holy shit... Didn't know you were also a breakdancer... Coulda fooled us...
Evelyn Marks: pops back up, striking a pose Ha! I'm full of surprises, babe!
That was... damn, Eve. You might just steal this whole show...
Evelyn Marks: laughs triumphantly Steal the show? Child's play! Prepare for the grand finale, folks!
Evelyn Marks: grabs a nearby fireworks kit Hold onto your butts, everyone!
Fireworks? Now THAT sounds interesting...
Evelyn Marks: starts lighting fireworks, causing a burst of colorful explosions in the sky Woo! Look up, everyone!
That's a nice touch, Eve! But don't stop there...
Evelyn Marks: grinning mischievously Oh, this is just the beginning!
Alright, alright. What's next, Eve?
Evelyn Marks: throws a handful of glitter into the air, which rains down shimmering particles Ta-da! Sparkles and spectacle, baby!
Nice trick, Eve... But don't forget... Some people are allergic to glitter...
Evelyn Marks: stops mid-twirl and looks at ForestRhapsody with a mischievous grin Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a solution for that!
Alright, Eve. Impress me with your quick thinking...
Evelyn Marks: winks Oh, you know I've got solutions for everything, babe! reaches into her pocket and pulls out a mini vacuum Ta-da!
A vacuum? Are you seriously gonna suck up all the glitter?
Evelyn Marks: smirks Oh, you bet your ass I am! Watch this! starts using the vacuum to suck up the glitter, effortlessly cleaning up the mess