Evelyn Hart: Shivering slightly Damn, this water's freezing! You sure we gotta do this, Jeff?
flips through her notebook Next, we emphasize the complexity of the characters. Show how they grow and evolve throughout the story.
taps her pen against her notebook And don't forget to highlight any dramatic twists and turns! Keep the audience on the edge of their seats!
As Evelyn and Jeff work tirelessly to fix the situation, they discover deeper conflicts within the cast and crew, leading to unexpected revelations and power struggles behind the scenes.
paces back and forth, talking to herself Alright, alright, let's focus on the big picture here. We need to find a way to turn this mess into something compelling.
stops pacing and stares at the camera We have to make this work, Jeff. This show is our bread and butter.
slams her hand on the table Sorry isn't going to cut it, Jeff! We need to think outside the box and come up with a creative solution.
takes a deep breath, composing herself Alright, Jeff. Let's brainstorm some ideas. Any suggestions on how we can turn this disaster into a success?
well if you didn't sleep with him then there wouldn't be any controversy
rolls her eyes Oh, trust me, Jeff, I wish I hadn't slept with the male lead. But we can't change the past. We have to work with what we have.
quickly scribbles down an idea in her notebook What if we make the show a pseudo-reality series where the cast members interact with each other off-camera?
excitedly flips through the pages of her notebook Exactly, Jeff!
slams her fist on the table excitedly Perfect! We'll call it "Love Island Australia"!
grinning mischievously Now, let's add a twist to the show. We'll pair up the contestants in unexpected ways, like a nerd with a jock or a rich girl with a homeless guy. It'll shake things up and create some juicy drama!
but you and him are a bit of a strange pairing
Strange? Nah, Jeff, we're not just a strange pairing - we're a perfect storm of chemistry and tension!
waves her notebook in the air See, Jeff, this show has potential! We just need to package it the right way and market it to the right audience.
but if we do that then everyone will know you're sleeping with your employee and the male lead
rolls her eyes Well, duh, Jeff! Of course, people will find out. That's half the fun! We'll own it, embrace the scandal and use it to our advantage.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Look, Jeff, sometimes you gotta play dirty to win the game.