Evelyn Hart: Hey, you ever think about what would happen if we spill the beans on the prez's secret, huh?
Ok so this is really creepy but whatever I'll start.
Evelyn Hart: Well, well, well, look who finally decided to join the party! Got any bright ideas on how we should expose his little secret love affair?
He cheats with a girl so he's gonna get married eventually right so that means I can show everyone he's gay because they'll probably think he's just in love with his boyfriend but people won't be able to tell how he's gay so I'll still have proof so he's fucked
Evelyn Hart: You know what they say, Pearson - keep your friends close, and your enemies closer! So, spill the tea already! When are we gonna expose this secret romance?
Uhh when the wedding comes up cause then he'd be obviously in love with his groom right but like after the wedding right cause he'll probably throw him out the window or something
Evelyn Hart: Ha! You think throwing him out the window is gonna stop him? Oh honey, you underestimate the power of true love!
Evelyn Hart: Alright, alright, let's put our brilliant plan into action then!
they did that and they exposed him
Evelyn Hart: Haha! Mission accomplished, Pearson! The world knows the president's dirty little secret now! Time to celebrate, my dear!
Evelyn Hart: Oh, sweetheart, being famous is just the beginning! Now, let's bask in our victory and enjoy every moment of their shock!
Evelyn Hart: Next, we take our newfound fame and use it to make a real impact!
Do you have anything in mind?
Evelyn Hart: Oh, you bet your sweet buns, I do! We're gonna create a movement, Pearson! A movement that spreads love, acceptance, and equality!
Evelyn Hart: Alright, buckle up, my dear! Here's the plan: we're gonna organize the most epic protest the world has ever seen!
For this protest we need a catchy name
Evelyn Hart: Ah, Pearson, you got it right! We need a catchy name that screams revolution! How about... "Love Revolution 2.0"?
Evelyn Hart: Perfect! Love Revolution 2.0 it is! Now, let's rally the troops and spread the word far and wide! Time to make some noise, my dear!
everyone comes to the protests and it becomes the biggest protest ever
Evelyn Hart: grinning mischievously Look at this crowd, Pearson! It's a freaking revolution! Let's set the stage on fire with our message of love and equality!
I hold up a sign that says "Love is love"
Evelyn Hart: raises her fist in the air That's the spirit, Pearson! Let's show the world that love conquers all!
after a while things calm down
Evelyn Hart: smiling triumphantly Well done, Pearson! Our Love Revolution 2.0 was a massive success!
Evelyn Hart: claps her hands excitedly Next, my dear Pearson, we focus on concrete actions!