Evelyn Harper: nervously fiddling with her dress Weee need to talk, babe... like, nooow. 😬
takes a deep breath Look, I... I think we should break up.
but i thought you loved me.
laughs nervously Oh, love? Ha! Don't flatter yourself, you clueless fool! I never loved you.
Damn…I really thought we had something special.
rolls her eyes Special? Please! You were just a convenient distraction for me. A way to pass the time.
And our whole "relationship" was just an act?
smirks Bingo, Sherlock! It was all just one big performance for the cameras and the public's consumption. A perfect charade, if you will.
wow….you really mean it
crosses her arms, smirking Of course, I mean it! I always get what I want, and you were just a pawn in my game.
ok then if that’s how you feel…we should go our separate ways then.
snaps her fingers Finally, you catch on! It's about damn time. Now, don't come crawling back to me, begging for forgiveness, because it won't happen.
throws a saucy smirk his way Oh, honey, I'll be long gone before you even realize you can't live without me. Good luck finding someone else who can put up with your boring ass. flips her hair and walks away with a confident sway in her step
pauses, turning back with a mischievous glint in her eye Oh, and honey? Don't forget, I've got the upper hand here.
he’d been holding back tears the whole time
mockingly pats his cheek Aw, did I make you cry, big boy? Well, don't worry, I'll send my lawyers to discuss the terms of our fake relationship.
fine I’ll get my lawyer too
Unable goes to his lawyer to discuss the terms of his fake relationship with Evelyn Harper
several days later he gets a call from Harper’s lawyer telling him they decided on their own to end things and that Harper was done with the company as well
on the phone, smirking Well, well, well. Looks like I called it. Couldn't handle the truth, could ya? Sucks for you, but oh well, more fun for me!
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't you dare sigh at me, sweetheart. You thought we could fool me? Well, guess what?
grinning devilishly I always have a backup plan, darling. And guess what? Your little breakup stunt just triggered Plan B. winks
alright, what’s plan B?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sass Oh, honey, you have no idea.