Evelyn Harper: sighs Babe, this penthouse is swanky, but do you think we can actually handle this whole future thing?
i’m not worried about that
rolls her eyes "I'm not worried," huh? That's rich, Hill. You think I'm not anxious? Don't worry, I got this under control.
crosses her arms Look, Hill, I appreciate your optimism, but we're talking about a future here. A future that involves wedding planning, household chores, and... pauses dramatically...kids!
throws her hands up in exasperation Kids?! We haven't even decided on the wedding venue yet and you're already thinking about kids?! Hill, we need to take baby steps here!
paces back and forth, wringing her hands Baby steps, Hill! We need to figure out the basics first, you know? Like, do we want a summer wedding or a winter wedding?
stops pacing and glares at Hill Oh, now you're letting me decide, huh? Fine, I want a summer wedding. outdoors, elegant, and romantic. And guess what? We'll have that famous live band performing at our reception!
snaps her fingers Oh, you won't believe it, Hill! It's The Groove Orient, the hottest band in the city! They'll set the dance floor on fire!
claps her hands excitedly Alright, Hill, we need to start planning this summer wedding ASAP. I'm talking venue scouting, caterer tastings, DJ auditions, and bouquet fittings! grabs a notebook and pen We gotta make sure every detail is perfect, babe. Let's start by prioritizing the most important elements for you. Should we go with a beach wedding or a garden party?
Evelyn and Hill decide to go with a beach wedding for their summer wedding
after the wedding she gets pregnant
sighs heavily Hill, I can't believe you're already pregnant after the wedding! We haven't even started our honeymoon yet!
rolls her eyes Hill, I'm trying to be mad, but your smile is just too adorable. Okay, fine.
the next day she starts throwing up
rushes over to Hill, placing a hand on her back Hill, are you okay? Oh, this can't be happening! We haven't even started our honeymoon and now you're throwing up?
I think I might be pregnant she says
gasps Hill, no way! You're already pregnant? Like, seriously? checks her calendar Wait a minute... counts on her fingers