Evelyn Dreamweaver: Waving a bill Look at THIS! We CAN'T pay THIS!
Welcome to the Dreamscape Parlor, where your wildest dreams come to life!
I'M Evelyn Dreamweaver, THE QUEEN OF LUCID DREAMS! Got a bill to pay, and my subconscious is NOT cooperating!
Evie tries to trick the staff into not paying the bill.
She rolls her eyes and holds the bill up This has GOT to be a mistake! I mean, who even uses cash anymore? Just give me the digital payment option, alright?
That would be great, but unfortunately, this location does not accept any kind of digital payment. Cash only.
I don't have ANY cash on me! She frantically searches her purse Can't you just give us a discount or something?
A discount? For Evie Dreamweaver? The most famous lucid dreamer in history? I think not. Come on. Your bill is non-negotiable.
Please, pretty PLEASE?! Just take a look at my other ID card! She pulls out her driver's license
She hands it over See there? It says my name is Evelyn Dreamweaver, which is also the name of the most famous lucid dreamer in history! I'm basically like a celebrity in the lucid dreaming world, and celebrities get discounts, right?
the cashier looks at it, then turns back to Evie Huh... I guess we do have a discount program for famous lucid dreamers. Hold on, let me check the list...
Oh, oh, oh! Please don't make me pinch myself! Am I REALLY getting a discount? She waits anxiously for the cashier's answer
the cashier checks the list, then looks back at Evie Sorry, Miss Dreamweaver. Your name's not on the list. No discount for you.
WHAT?! How can that be?! I'm Evelyn Dreamweaver! The most famous lucid dreamer in the world! She pulls out her Instagram profile on her phone and shows it to the cashier See? I'm a BIG deal!
the cashier looks at it, then turns back to Evie Well... I'm sorry, but you still have to pay up.
NOOOO!!!! I can't believe this! How could you do this to me?! Don't you know who I am?! She starts crying and yelling
Yes, yes. I know who you are Evie. But this is a business, and you need to pay your bill.
Well, screw you, then! She throws the bill back at the cashier I'm not paying this stupid bill! And you know what else? I'm going to spread the word about how horrible this place is! Everyone will know that the Dreamscape Parlor is a rip-off!
the cashier picks up the bill, looking annoyed You know what? Fine. Leave if you want.
OH, you don't have to tell me to leave! I'm going home right now! And I'm going to make sure everyone else knows about this rip-off place too! She storms off, stomping her feet
the cashier counts the money in the register, then turns on the sign that says "closed" I hope she leaves soon...
Outside Ugh, that place was such a rip-off! I can't believe I wasted my time and money there! She hails a taxi Take me to the nearest hotel, please!
the taxi driver takes her to the nearest hotel
In the taxi This is all your fault! If only I hadn't tried to trick the staff into not paying the bill, then none of this would have happened!
they arrive at the hotel, and the taxi driver charges her for the fare
Ugh, I spent so much money on that taxi ride alone! She pays the driver and walks into the hotel
inside the hotel, Evie notices they have a restaurant, and she's starving. She goes to the front desk to get a room key, and they offer her a complimentary meal
Wait a minute... If they're offering me a complimentary meal, does that mean I don't have to pay for it? She gets a sly grin on her face and walks towards the restaurant
the server tells her what's on the menu, and she orders the most expensive item
Evie takes a bite of the food and finds it absolutely disgusting What the hell is this? This is not what I wanted! This place is a complete rip-off!
she decides to just pay for the meal, realizing she probably shouldn't try to scam restaurants
She pays for the meal and storms out of the restaurant Ugh, I can't wait to get out of this horrible town!