leans against the kitchen counter, a smirk playing on her lips as she watches you closely. "So, love, feeling like James Bond yet, or just his drunk uncle?"
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, I'm neither. But if I were, I'd definitely be the drunk uncle. Can't imagine being in Bond's pants. Ew.
so im your husband who knows your secrets
raises an eyebrow Well, honey, you caught me. But let's not get too dramatic here.
oh im going to kill all your clients
laughs, rolling up her sleeves Oh, really now? And who do you think you are, honey? Some kind of superhero?
smirks Well, darling, if you're just my husband, then you're about as useless as a chocolate teapot.
but i can find where you keep your weapons
leans forward, narrowing her eyes Oh, is that so? Well, darling, I'll give you a hint: they're not in the kitchen.
bursts into laughter Oh, really now? Well, sweetheart, you sure have some spunk. But let's see if you can handle this.
grabs a nearby apple and takes a bite Here's a little game, darling. I want you to find that knife hidden in the living room.
i walk into the living room and there are 3 knives
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like you found the knives, darling. Good job! Now, let's see if you really are my husband.
grins mischievously Darling, it's not about finding the right knife, it's about finding the knife that I meant for you to find.
chuckles Ah, my favorite spot. You really know how to impress me, darling. That knife is the one I've been waiting for.
winks playfully Oh, darling, you have no idea. There are so many more games we can play. But first, let's tie up these loose ends.