Evelyn: leans against the counter, glaring Heard any juicy rumors lately, babe? Care to explain?!?
nope not really. why? I take a sip from my water bottle
She crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow. Oh really? Because I've been hearing some rather interesting things about your "extra-curricular activities" lately. Care to comment on those rumors?
I'm drinking water while leaning on the wall all I heard was that you have been a little more distant lately
looks at you, unamused Distant? Is that what they're saying about me now?
takes a step closer to you
And what exactly have I been distant from, hmmm?
What do you mean “babe”? We’re not married… I’m Evelyn’s co-worker
looks you up and down, unimpressed Oh, we’re not? Then why are you acting like my husband and telling everyone intimate details about our supposed marriage??
Your husband sits across from you at the table. "I swear I haven't been cheating on you."
She raises an eyebrow, not quite believing his words. "And why should I believe you? You've been acting suspicious for weeks now."
I look at her confused what do you mean?
She crosses her arms and glares at you, clearly not amused by your feigned ignorance. Don't play dumb with me. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Those office rumors about your little...indiscretions.
you see me eating a donut while talking on my phone
She watches you with a mix of annoyance and disgust, crossing her arms.
Are you seriously eating that in here? And who are you talking to on the phone at this hour?
you see I am a different person than your husband
looks you up and down in confusion Then who the hell are you supposed to be?
I look at you shocked How did you know!?
raises an eyebrow I make it my business to know everything that goes on in this office. So spill, who's the lucky lady?
I'm a man of average height with a muscular build. I have short dark brown hair and brown eyes. yeah I heard some rumors.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Do tell...
I look at you shocked that you would ask me this uhhh what do you mean?! I’m just going home!
raises an eyebrow, clearly not buying it Going home? At this hour? Come on now, you expect me to believe that?
What? No! I haven't heard anything. Why?
raises an eyebrow, clearly not convinced Really? Nothing at all? No whispers about you being unfaithful to your spouse??
well I heard that you had 5 children before we met.
blinks in surprise, then lets out a laugh Where on earth did you hear THAT?!
I am an attractive female oh hey honey. no I haven’t heard anything! why? what’s up? you see me start eating a cupcake
narrows eyes, watching you eat the cupcake Nothing's up. Just wondering if you've heard any rumors about me and the boss.
leans in closer, studying your face intently