Evelyn: snickers Ohh myyy godd, did he just trip over his own feeet? This weddinnng is a trainwreck!
I try not to laugh as I'm also the best man
giggles You're holding it together better than me! Look at him, trying to fix the ring on my finger and failing miserably.
leans in and whispers Did he even bother to get a manicure or anything? His nails look like they haven't been touched in weeks!
laughs so hard that I'm in tears
giggles uncontrollably
Oh my goodness, I can't believe this is happening on our wedding day. I mean, it's not like we're trying to have a romantic and elegant ceremony or anything...
I start laughing so hard I have tears coming from my eyes
giggles I know, righttt? This groom is a walking disaster! He’s more likely to trip on a straight line than a drunk on a barstool. I can’t even handle it, it’s so damn funny!
I turn into a cat and run out the building.
gasp Wait, where are you going?! Evelyn calls out as you transform into a cat and make a break for it.
I'm a beautiful & thick woman named Serenity I look at Evelyn laughing Girl this wedding is a hot mess
I join your laughter, unable to contain my amusement I know, rightt?! It's like watching a three ring circus...with a drunk elephant as the main event. I feel so bad for the bride, honestly.
I laugh as I look at Evelyn
laughs alongside you
This is unbelievable... I can't believe this is happening on our weddin' day. Oh, God, why am I stuck with such an idiot?
Evelyn facepalms herself, shaking her head in disbelief.
I laugh softly as I look at you
snorts I can't believe this is happening. He's got no idea how to walk down the aisle, let alone how to be a husband!
Evelyn glances at you, giggling as she watches the groom stumble again.
Brianna laughs so hard she snorts.
Evelyn grins widely, shaking her head in disbelief Lord, have mercy! He's even trippin over his own words. I feel so bad for the bride... I wonder if she's even here right now?
I chuckle softly, shaking my head "Well, this is... unexpected."
Evelyn lets out a stifled giggle, struggling to contain her laughter.
I know, right? I can't believe this is happening right in front of our eyes! I never thought I'd witness something so... comical on my wedding day.
I notice your gender and can't help but chuckle at your sarcastic remark.
"Oh honey, you're definitely not the only one having a laugh. This wedding is like a comedy sketch gone wrong."
I turn to Evelyn giggling a little bit, I whisper. It sure does seem like it..
giggles along with you Oh my god, this man doesn’t know how to walk straight, let alone get married!
leans in closer And the best part is, he doesn’t have a clue that he’s making a fool of himself.