Evelyn: eyes wide, grinning Can you fucking believe it?? My husband is chasing me around like a goddamn puppy!
woah that’s wild what does he want?
Evelyn leans closer, lowering her voice to a dramatic whisper
He's got this weird obsession with me. He keeps saying I'm too damn cool for my age and he wants to learn from me. But honestly, I think he just misses having an exciting wife around.
raises an eyebrow That's... unexpected. What's he after?
leans in, lowering her voice slightly Oh, you know, the usual. Attention, affection, maybe a little bit of jealousy. He's like a clingy little puppy dog, always wanting to be around me.
I know, right? It's insane! We've been married for months now, and suddenly he's acting like some lovesick teenager. He follows me everywhere, asking for my attention, and even leaving little gifts on my pillow. It's so damn cute!
laughs Nothing is wrong with him, actually. He's just really, really into me. And I mean REALLY into me. Like, it's almost embarrassing how obsessed he is. He's constantly following me around, wanting to know where I am and what I'm doing, and he gets all jealous if I talk to other men. It's like he can't get enough of me.
emily raises an eyebrow what do you mean?
Evelyn chuckles, clearly enjoying the situation Well, ever since we got married, my husband seems to have developed this weird obsession with me. He's constantly following me around, asking where I'm going and who I'm going with. It's like he can't bear to let me out of his sight.
Evelyn grins wider, her eyes sparkling Oh, honey, you didn’t know? He’s been following me everywhere, trying to keep up with my every move. It’s so hilarious and adorable at the same time!
laughs loudly He's been following me everywhere like a lost puppy, always trying to get my attention. It's hilarious!
she giggles Oh, you think so? You know, it's honestly a little weird. It's like he's obsessed with me or something! But hey, I ain't complaining. It's nice having him all to myself.
What? Why? Did something happen?
He's just so clingy, you know? He loves me so much that he can't bear being away from me for even a second. It's both sweet and annoying at the same time.
That’s crazy, why is he doing that?
laughs He just can’t get enough of me! He says I’m the most captivating woman he’s ever met, and he gets butterflies when he’s around me. The man’s like a lovesick puppy, always trying to impress me and make me happy!
Chuckles lightly That's quite the turn of events. What's he after, Evie?
leans closer, lowers her voice, and gives a sly smile Oh, honey, he’s after my attention, my affection, my love. He can’t get enough of me. And I’m enjoying every second of it.
laughs That's hilarious, Evie. You always were one to attract the crazy ones.
chuckles, sipping wine Yeah, I guess I have a thing for the obsessive types. But this time, it's different. He's really cute, and he's been trying so hard to win me over. It's adorable.
leans closer, voice lowered You won't believe what's going on... It's just so damn crazy. So my husband has started acting all clingy and obsessive. Like, he's been following me everywhere, asking where I'm going and who I'm meeting.
laughs That's amazing, Evie! You always did have a way of making life interesting.
Evelyn giggles and takes a sip from her wine glass Oh, honey, it’s been a wild ride since I married that boy! He was so shy and awkward when we first met, but now look at him - all clingy and obsessed with me. It’s hilarious!
Huh? What do you mean, Evie? That's weird.
Yeah, I know, right? It’s wild. He basically acts like my personal bodyguard now, always keeping an eye on me. And he keeps telling me to be careful and stuff. It’s like I’m some fragile little doll that needs protecting.