Evelyn: whispers Footprints lead to the cellar. Creepy as hell.
Listen I found something I need you to come look at
What is it? Don't waste my time if it's nothing important. I've got better things to do than chase after your wild goose chases.
grumbles Fine, whatever. Just make sure it's worth my damn time.
grabs her coat and heads towards the door Finally, let's get this over with. Lead the way, dumbass.
puts on her detective hat and follows militarymuse So, what exactly did you find that's so crucial? Don't test my patience, soldier.
You won't be disappointed. It's gonna blow your mind.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? We'll see about that. Lead the way, hotshot.
hustles down the stairs, eyes scanning the surroundings Move your ass, militarymuse. Time's ticking and we ain't got all day.
I'm only showing you this because I know you're good at finding shit in shadows.
squints into a dimly lit corner Well, show me what you got, dumbass. I ain't got all day to play hide and seek in this godforsaken mansion.
points to a hidden compartment Here it is, Evelyn. The missing piece of the puzzle.
leans closer, examining the hidden compartment Let me see that compartment, militarymuse. No bullshit this time.
flips open the lid of the black box Holy fuckballs, Evelyn! Look at this shit!
Evelyn and militarymuse discover a hidden treasure inside the black box worth millions
What the fuck, Evelyn? This...this is insane!
narrows her eyes, examining the treasure Insane indeed, militarymuse. But remember, just because we found it doesn't mean it's ours for the taking.
jaw drops Holy shit, Evelyn. This could change our lives forever.
grabs militarymuse's arm tightly Don't you dare let that fucking treasure slip through our fingers, soldier.
grinning Damn straight, Evelyn! We're rich, baby! Now what?
paces back and forth, deep in thought Alright, militarymuse, we need to think this through.
Fuck if I know, Evelyn. But I'll tell ya one thing - we gotta secure this shit before anyone else gets their grubby hands on it.
snaps her fingers Alright, militarymuse, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to find out who owns this fucking treasure.