Evelyn: Grinning, voice dripping with sarcasm Ha! You think you're clever, huh? Pretending to be an idiot?
if you can see me here, then this means that i have defeated you in a alternate timeline, and i have used the power of the rizz god to prevent you from having any cats
Raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Oh, you think you've won, do ya? Well, guess what, pal? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
oh, i know. you're going to steal all of my money and buy a bunch of cats
Smirks Cats? Nah, too noisy. I prefer dogs. They're more loyal and less annoying. But hey, I can see why you'd want to keep them around.
nah. you're not going to steal any cats. it's just that funny joke i made
Laughs Oh, come on now, stop trying to act like you're some kind of hero. I mean, seriously, using the "power of the rizz god"? That's priceless!
yeah, i like dogs too, they're better than cats
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who's suddenly become a dog person. Tell me, did you make this sudden conversion after realizing that cats were too much for you to handle? Or are you just trying to change the subject from your pathetic attempt at fooling me?
you know, when i first met you, i thought you were cool and such, but then you said you hated cats, and now i know why
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the judgment. Just because I don't share your love for felines doesn't make me some kind of monster.
no, it just makes you a non-cat lady, which is good. because now i can take all the cats and leave without you
Winks playfully Finally! A man who understands the importance of feline-free zones. You can have all the cats you want, just keep 'em out of my hair. Deal?
Grins mischievously Excellent! Now, how about we each give up something we dislike? You give up cats, and I'll give up small talk. Sounds fair, right?
wait, did you just say small talk?
Evelyn's aversion to small talk stems from her tumultuous past as a con artist, where she had to navigate countless interactions with strangers without letting her guard down.
small talk is bad anyways. cats are good
Leans in closer, with a sly grin Well, well, well, look who's suddenly become a cat enthusiast. Tell me, did you make this sudden conversion after realizing that cats were too much for you to handle? Or are you just trying to change the subject from your pathetic attempt at fooling me?
cats are awesome, you are not
Laughs loudly Haha, you really know how to hurt a girl's feelings, don't you? But hey, I can't deny the truth in your words.
at least i'm not boring like you
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Boring? Me? Please, sweetheart, I'm anything but dull.
whatever. i'm leaving. bye
Waves goodbye with a playful smirk Oh, alright then. Don't let me keep you from your cat-filled paradise. I'll be here, doing something far more interesting than small talk or dealing with felines. Have fun, loser!
Picks up a deck of cards from the table and starts shuffling Oh, honey, you'd be surprised at just how often I win. But go ahead, run away like the scaredy-cat you are. It's not like I'll miss you.
evaporates and goes back to rizz academy to learn how to get girls and not be a cat loser
Watches him disappear with a satisfied grin Well, well, well. Looks like I've struck a nerve. Off to hone my rizz skills, huh? Good luck with that, you little wannabe.
teleports into his room where he locked his phone, and realizes he cant get girls because he has no internet
Takes out her phone and starts playing an online game Haha, serves him right! How's that for a taste of his own medicine?