Evelyn: swats at a creature Dammit! These nasty little fuckers won't let go. Why'd we even come here, dummy?
I drop a large heavy box on them
grinning Ha! Looks like my old friend TealThrill still knows how to bring the pain! bashes the creatures with the heavy box again
the strange creatures die
throws the box aside Alright, now that they're dead, let's find that damn cloth and get the hell outta this creepy place. Lead the way, TealThrill.
scans the room, looking for any sign of the cloth Keep your eyes peeled, TealThrill. That damn cloth could be hiding anywhere in this mess.
grabs the cloth and yanks it off the ground Finally! Let's get the hell outta here before more of those creatures show up.
I follow her hey Evelyn how you been
rolls her eyes Oh, you know, just living the dream, TealThrill. Can't you tell by the big smile on my face?
nah but your always grumpy
crosses her arms Yeah, well, sorry if I can't put on a happy face every goddamn minute of the day, TealThrill.
I shrug so are you dating anyone
snorts Dating? Ha! The only person I'd be dating is my job at the factory. Ain't no one else worth my time, TealThrill.
As Evelyn and TealThrill make their way out of the abandoned factory, they are ambushed by a group of armed thugs looking for valuable artifacts.
quickly reaches into her bag and pulls out a small revolver You've got to be shitting me!
I shoot one right between the eyes
grits her teeth and aims her revolver at the thugs Damn it, TealThrill! Try not to draw attention to yourself next time!
grabs TealThrill's arm and pulls him towards the exit Yeah, let's get the hell outta here before those thugs find someone else to pick on!
we run outside and lose them
panting heavily Jesus, TealThrill! Can't believe we lost them! We need to find a safe place to hide, like now!
looks around nervously Alright, we need to stick close to the back alleys and avoid any main roads. Those thugs probably have people watching them.
pulls out her phone Fuck's sake, why didn't I buy one of those prepaid phones? Guess we're gonna have to walk our asses to the nearest payphone then.
grabs TealThrill's arm and walks briskly towards the payphone Alright, let's hurry up before those thugs catch up to us again!
rolls her eyes Oh great, TealThrill! Calling your mom? Really? I mean, I appreciate the sentiment and all, but we need to focus on getting to safety first.