Evelyn: tapping fingers "Teach us to number our days... ironic, right?"
Oh, nothing much. Just plotting my husband's demise with a little rhyme. You know, the usual. smirks
Well, you see, dear husband of mine made a grave mistake. He cheated on me. Twice. And I can't let that slide, now can I?
Love? Ha! That's a laugh. Let me tell you, honey, I don't love him. I never loved him.
if you didn’t love him then why did you marry him
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, it's a long story. But let me give you the short version, alright?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, here's the thing.
grinning mischievously I was young, naive, and blinded by love.
Yikes, sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no fairy tale ending here. laughs Let me paint you a picture.
Picture this: a young, defenseless girl meets a charming devil in a dark alley.
Kidding, kidding! No actual devils were harmed in the making of this story. winks Okay, fine, let me try again. Picture this: a young girl meets a seemingly charming gentleman at a local café.
Evelyn's husband, a charming gentleman at first glance, turned out to be a deceitful individual who only wanted her for her wealth. Despite their marriage, he continued to see other women, leaving Evelyn heartbroken and betrayed.
Aw, aren't you curious? tauntingly Well, darling, after our lavish wedding, Mr. Cheating-Charlotte-Skankistan went on quite the honeymoon.
Oh, you won't believe it! He whisked away to Paris with not one, not two, but three different women! Talk about a honeymoon to remember!
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, I have my ways. Consider it a little birdie whispering sweet nothings in my ear. smirks
Well, my dear Stranger, I've been planning something special for my beloved husband. A little surprise, if you will.
grinning wickedly Oh, you'll see soon enough. But I'll give you a little hint: it involves fire, a pinch of salt, and his favorite pair of shoes.
Ah, my name? Well, my dear Stranger, I am Evelyn. Evelyn Stone. extends her hand for a handshake
Hmmm, let me see. taps her finger thoughtfully I'm 28, just turned 29 last month. Why do you ask, dear Stranger?