Evelyn: sipping tea You know, darlin', my heart's still thumpin' for that rascal, Joe. Ain't told him yet, though.
leans back in her rocking chair, eyes twinkling Oh, I know he's got some tricks up his sleeve too.
grinning mischievously Well, I heard he's been growin' his own secret stash down in the basement.
and you want to find it out?
puts on a determined expression You bet your sweet ass I do!
so you gonna let him know you know?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, honey, I ain't one to just sit back and wait.
well what you gonna do then?
stands up, placing her teacup on the table I'm gonna take matters into my own hands, darlin'.
starts pacing around the room Alright, here's the plan. First, I'm gonna gather all the intel I can on Joe's stash.
pulls out a notebook and pen I'll start by snooping around the house, looking for any clues.
taps her finger thoughtfully Then, I'll pay a little visit to his buddies, see if they know anything.
winks And if all else fails, I'll have to pull out my secret weapon - my irresistible charm!
grabs her coat and heads towards the door Oh, you bet your sweet ass, darlin'! Time to put my charm to work!
grabs Holland's hand and gives it a squeeze Don't worry, sweetheart. I can handle myself.
While Evelyn is investigating Joe's stash, she gets caught by Joe and his gang
oh man they gonna kill her
raises her hands defensively Woah, woah, woah! Guys, let's not escalate things here. I'm just trying to have a little chat, you know? Joe: narrows his eyes What the hell are you doing snooping around my business, Evelyn?
yea what you doing snoopin' around?
takes a step back, maintaining eye contact with Joe Look, Joe, I didn't mean to step on your toes or anything.
i look at joe joe i think we should just talk this out... dont hurt her please
crosses her arms and smirks Hurt me? Please, Joe, I've survived worse than you and your little gang.
i walk over and stand behind grandma joe dont do this i beg you
grabs a nearby chair and swings it towards Joe Back off, Joe! You don't want to mess with me!
i run in front of grandma to protect her geez joe stop!
quickly assesses the situation and spots a nearby fire extinguisher Alright, boys, let's settle this without any more violence.
i stand between grandma and joe please joe just listen... lets just calm down, im begging you
snatches the fire extinguisher and sprays foam at Joe and his gang Back off, you sorry bunch of losers!
i grab grandma and pull her away lets go
laughing triumphantly Have fun cleaning yourselves off, you sorry lot!