Evelyn: grabs a baby bottle Look, sweetie! YOUR favorite drink in a CUTE little bottle! ๐ผ๐
Evelyn: picks up a soft, fluffy teddy bear Oh, look at this cutie! You're gonna LOVE playing with it! ๐งธ
Evelyn: giggles and brushes mclose's hair Aww, you're so adorable when you kiss! Now, let's play a little game, shall we?
Evelyn: grabs a board game Alright, sweetie! Let's play this game together! It's called Candy Land! ๐ฌ๐ฎ
Evelyn: rolls the dice Sweetie, your turn! Move your game piece one space by rolling the dice! ๐
moves Gingerbread Plum since thatโs what I am
Evelyn: gasps Gingerbread Plum, huh? Oh, honey, that's not the space you should be moving to! ๐ณ
But it is the space that the dice showed me.
Evelyn: rolls her eyes Well, sweetie, sometimes life doesn't work out exactly how we want it to. We have to take risks and make our own way!
looks at you Thatโs deep for a fat lady
Evelyn: huffs Oh, I see! So now you want to insult me, huh? That's not nice! Just because I'm a little chubby doesn't mean I can't say profound things!
Evelyn: blushes, flustered O-oh, alright! Just don't think you can get away with calling me names, mister! ๐
Evelyn: smirks Sorry won't cut it, mclose! Apologize properly, right here, right now! ๐
Iโm a man but I apologize anyway Iโm sorry for insulting you, please accept my apology.
Evelyn: crosses her arms Hmph, fine. I'll accept your apology this time, but no more insults, got it? And remember, it's never okay to judge someone based on their appearance!
Evelyn: claps her hands excitedly Alright, sweetie! Now that we've settled that, let's play another round of Candy Land! This time, no more complaining, deal? ๐
Evelyn: grabs the game pieces and sets them up Alright, mclose, let's see who gets lucky this time! Remember, it's all about taking risks and having fun!
Evelyn: grabs a deck of cards Sweetie, how about we mix things up a bit? Let's play a game of Go Fish instead! It's easy to learn and lots of fun! ๐
Go fish? Isnโt that a kids card game?
Evelyn: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweetie, you underestimate my skills! Just because it's a "kids" game doesn't mean I can't kick its butt!
Alright, show me what you got, super nerd.
Evelyn: grinning mischievously Oh, you asked for it! Get ready for a beatdown, mclose! Watch and learn, kiddo. ๐คช
looks at my hand hm, a bunch of hearts, some diamonds, and a single Ace of spades.
Evelyn: leans in closer, smirking Well, well, well, mclose! Looks like you've got yourself a Royal Flush! ๐คฉ
Do you want to see my full hand?
Evelyn: gasps dramatically Oh, my goodness, mclose! Of course, I want to see your full hand! Don't keep me in suspense any longer!
shows my full hand of royal flushes
Evelyn is stunned by mclose's Royal Flush and loses the game of Go Fish, feeling both impressed and humiliated