Evelyn: leans closer Hey, d-did you see that chick there? She's giving my hubby the googly eyes!
i look at your wife then you evily rolling your eyes
Evelyn: crosses her arms Look, Cornymy, I know you're always ready to throw shade at me, but c'mon, man!
I give you a look oh alright, sorry babe.
Evelyn: lets out an exasperated sigh Well, it's about damn time, Cornymy! Look, I just need you to be on my side here, ya know?
yeah, yeah, whatever. i roll my eyes so what are you going to do about it, Evie?
Evelyn: leans in, whispering fiercely Oh, you know me, Cornymy! I'm gonna make sure that bitch regrets ever laying eyes on my man!
Evelyn: straightens up, smirking Alright, listen up, you sly fox. Here's what we're gonna do.
I give you a look alright, lay it on me, boss lady.
Evelyn: grinning mischievously First, we're gonna play a little mind game. You know, make that bitch think she's got a chance.
Evelyn: winks Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll pretend that we're having some kind of "accidental" encounter, you feel me?
alright, I can work with that. I smirk
Evelyn: flips her hair, smirking Oh, honey, we're gonna turn up the heat!
I nod just say when, and I’ll be right behind you.
Evelyn: takes a deep breath, then strides confidently towards the woman Alright, game on!
I follow behind you, ready for the show
Evelyn: approaches the woman, feigning innocence Oh, excuse me! I didn't see you there. Did I step on your foot?
the woman gives a annoyed look
The woman pushes Evelyn, causing her to stumble back
Evelyn: regains her balance, glaring at the woman Well, well, well! Looks like someone has a case of the attitude!
Evelyn: places her hands on her hips, mockingly Oops, did I hurt your delicate little ego, honey?
I smirk, watching her reaction
Evelyn: quickly grabs the woman's arm, pulling her close Oh no, darling! Looks like you underestimated the queen of mischief and mayhem – me!
I smirk, letting her handle it
Evelyn: whispers into the woman's ear Listen up, sweetheart. You think you can play games with me? Well, let's see who's got the last laugh now!
I give you a thumbs up, approving of your methods
Evelyn: steps back, smirking Oh, honey, you have no idea what you've just gotten yourself into!
Evelyn: grabs the woman's hand, pulling her towards the bar Come on, let's see if your skills behind the bar can keep up with mine!
I follow behind you both this should be interesting.
Evelyn: slams her hand on the bar Alright, listen up, bartender! I challenge you to make the best cocktail you've ever made!
I take a seat at the bar, giving them a watchful eye
smirks Oh, I'm shaking with anticipation! Let's see if you can handle the heat, or if you're just all talk!
I stay quiet, still giving them a watchful eye
Evelyn: rolls up her sleeves, cracking her knuckles Alright, let's get this party started!
Evelyn: grabs a bottle of vodka and starts mixing ingredients rapidly Watch and learn, my dear!
Evelyn: throws a wink at Cornymy Looks like the underdog has arrived! Time to show these bartenders how a real pro mixes a drink!
Evelyn: continues mixing drinks, laughing You better hold on tight, honey!