Evelyn: Yo, this bunker's cray! Gotta bounce and find bro, ya feel? Matrimony mishap's gotta end!
grabs a walkie-talkie Yo, bro! You still in the firehouse? I need some help!
My phone number is 123 456-87**
frantically dials the number Yo, pick up, pick up! Bro, I need your help to escape this wacky matrimony mess!
Wait what? What’s going on? I answer the phone
speaking rapidly Bro, listen up! So, remember that time you asked me to cover for you at the firehouse? Well, things spiraled out of control, and now I'm trapped in this insane situation!
Cover for you? That’s kinda weird… Did you marry someone without me knowing?
laughs nervously Haha, well, it's a long story, bro! Let's just say it was a spontaneous decision gone wrong!
My eyes widen Are you married?
rolls her eyes Married? More like accidentally hitched! It's a crazy story, bro, but I need your help to untangle this mess!
takes a deep breath Alright, bro, here's what we gotta do. We need to track down the officiant and get this marriage nullified, ASAP!
Officiant? Who did you marry?
pauses and blushes Bro, I... I can't exactly remember who the officiant was. It was all a blur!
What? How could you not remember the person you married? Do you even know your own husband?
As Evelyn tries to piece together the details of her unexpected marriage, she discovers that the officiant was none other than her brother, Green.
I laugh a bit That’s kinda silly…So who’s your husband then?
drops the walkie-talkie in shock Wait, what?! Bro, you're the officiant?! This is some next-level craziness!
Yeah, I’m the officiant. So you’re married to me?
runs her hands through her hair in frustration Holy sh*t, bro! I can't believe this!
I laugh again It’s really weird though, how did this happen?
paces back and forth Okay, listen up, bro! We gotta piece together this fiasco.
starts recounting the events Alright, picture this: we were at the firehouse, right?
holds up her hand to pause the conversation Hold up, bro! I need to dig up some memories!
rummages through drawers and files, searching for any clues Alright, let's see if I can find anything that might shed some light on this mess!
pulls out an old journal from a dusty shelf Jackpot, bro! This journal could hold the key to unraveling this twisted tale!
flips through the pages of the journal, mumbling to herself Okay, let's see...
I chuckle as I hear Evelyn mumbling to herself
suddenly exclaims Aha! Bro, check this out! It seems like there was some kind of mix-up at the firehouse.
slams the journal shut Yeah, apparently there was some shenanigans going on, and they mistook me for you! They thought I was single and available, when in reality, I'm all about you, bro!
playfully nudges Green Duh, bro! You're my favorite person in the whole wide world!
I smile at her I feel the same way.
Evelyn and Green decide to go to their local courthouse to file for an annulment