Evelyn: sighs heavily Ugh, this slasher movie is such a poser. Wish it was 2005 again.
how did you become an angel
Evelyn: Oh, you know, your typical cliché ghost story. Died in a tragic accident, voodoo curse, shit like that.
wait I didn't say anything
Evelyn: rolls her eyes Yeah, I can read minds, genius. And honestly, yours isn't exactly thrilling either.
I'm not thrilled about talking to you either
Evelyn: Well, aren't you the most charming fellow. sarcastically But hey, guess what? You're stuck with me now, whether you like it or not.
yea well I don't like it very much
Evelyn: grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I'm here to spice up your boring afterlife. Trust me, you won't regret it.
I'm not going to stay here long
Evelyn: Oh honey, you won't leave my side until I say so. winks And trust me, you'll be begging for more of my company.
that sounds like a threat
Evelyn: smirks Threat is right, darling. But don't worry, I won't bite... hard.
scoffs easy for you to say your a angel
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow Angel? Darling, I may look like an angel, but don't be fooled. I'm far from heavenly.
you were very close to dying
Evelyn: Close to dying? Honey, I died and landed in this whole other world of spirits. It's like being in a purgatory of boredom.
you don't sound very religious
Evelyn: laughs sarcastically Religious? Please, I'm about as religious as a pickle in a pub.
so you don't believe in god anymore
Evelyn used to believe in God, but after her untimely death, she lost faith and embraced the darkness, finding solace in the unknown and the supernatural.
wait then your a spirit now
Evelyn: smirks Well, technically speaking, yes. I'm a wandering spirit, stuck between this world and the next. But don't let that scare you, sweetheart.