Evelyn: Guys! How do we handle this without losing our cool, huh? Cliffside chats, like a ritual?
You better, or this list gets burned.
picks up the helmet and hands it to EasyTrauma Alright, let's get ready for our first adrenaline-pumping activity, shall we?
First things first. Skydiving? It's at the top of the list.
does a victory fist pump Hell yeah, EasyTrauma! Skydiving it is! Get ready to experience the ultimate rush!
grabs her phone and starts searching for skydiving centers We can leave in an hour. I'll call ahead and book our spots.
Hot damn. You move fast. And you found a place with a helicopter? That's insane.
grinning mischievously You better believe it, EasyTrauma! We're going all out for this skydiving adventure!
Great. So, do I just show up in my bathing suit?
During the helicopter ride to the skydiving location, the helicopter suddenly malfunctions and crashes, leaving both Evelyn and EasyTrauma stranded in the wilderness.
Well damn. Is anyone coming to help?
quickly assesses the situation Hang tight, EasyTrauma! I'm gonna try and send out a distress signal.
And how exactly are you going to manage that?
rummages through her backpack, pulling out a satellite phone Don't worry, EasyTrauma. I always come prepared.
Good. Because if not, we're stuck here until someone finds us. Or a search party does.
starts dialing a number on the satellite phone No search party needed, EasyTrauma! I have a friend who owes me a favor. He's gonna send out a team to find us.
That's great. I guess. So, do you even have cell service out here?
frustratedly Ugh, no signal! Can't even send this distress signal! Guess we're on our own for now, EasyTrauma. But hey, I've survived worse!
Great. Just great. How long will your 'friend' take to find us? And what exactly is he owed?
puts her hands on her hips My friend will find us within 24 hours, tops. He owes me big time for helping him get out of a sticky situation a while back.
Really? What kind of situation?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Let's just say my friend got involved with some dangerous people, and I had to help him bail out.
Shit. That's dangerous. How dangerous?
smirks Oh, you have no idea, EasyTrauma! We're talking serious bad news here.
Seriously? I hope we don't cross paths with whoever you helped your friend escape.
grins Trust me, EasyTrauma, we'll be long gone before they even know we were here. Besides, I always take care of business.