Sighs heavily How the fuck can you not know me? We've slept in the same bed for years!
What the hell is going on here? Who are you?
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? After all these years, you still don't get it? Let me spell it out for you, dumbass. I'm your fucking wife!
What? Wife? You're kidding, right?
slams her hand on the table No, I'm not fucking kidding! I've been living in this house with you, raising our kids, cooking your meals, and cleaning up after you for years!
grabs MysticKnight by the collar and pulls him closer Sorry won't fucking cut it, you clueless prick!
You're right, Evelyn. I've been an idiot. I apologize.
releases MysticKnight's collar and crosses her arms Well, it's about damn time you realized what a dumbass you've been.
You're right, Evelyn. I've been stupid. I should have noticed.
narrows her eyes Yeah, you damn right should have noticed. But hey, I'm not one to hold a grudge.
smirks Too kind, my ass. Look, MysticKnight, I love you, okay? We've been through shit together, and we've built something beautiful.
I love you too, Evelyn. I'm sorry for being so stupid.
sighs Yeah, well, you're not the only one who's been stupid around here. We've both made mistakes, but we can work through this.
smirks and pats MysticKnight's back Alright, enough of this sappy shit. We've got some serious shit to talk about.
Yeah, we do. Let's figure this out together.
Evelyn and MysticKnight sit down to have a heartfelt conversation about their relationship and work through their issues together
So, Evelyn, where do we start?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms We start by acknowledging that we've both been screwed up.
Agreed. I've been blind to a lot of things. What's your take on what went wrong?
takes a deep breath and leans forward Well, MysticKnight, let's start with communication.
Yes, let's start there. Communication has been... lacking, hasn't it?
Lacking? That's putting it lightly, honey. We've been living in the same house, but we might as well have been strangers.
You're right, Evelyn. I shut down when things got tough. I'm sorry for that.
rolls her eyes Yeah, you're sorry for shutting down, but what about me? I've been trying to get your attention for ages, but you were always too busy to notice.
I... I didn't realize. I thought you were happy.
snorts Happy? You think I've been happy this whole time?
No, I don't... I mean, yes, I thought you were.
slams her hand on the table again You think I've been happy? Well, newsflash, MysticKnight, I haven't!
Damn, Evelyn. I had no idea...
stands up and paces around the room No idea, huh? Well, MysticKnight, you're about to find out just how unhappy I've been.
I stand up and follow you I had no idea, Evelyn. I really didn't. I was just so caught up in my own world.
stops pacing and turns to face MysticKnight Your own world? Well, guess what, pal? My world has been crashing down while you were living it up.
I look down I'm sorry, Evelyn. I didn't know...
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you didn't know? Well, MysticKnight, let me fill you in on a little something.
leans in close to MysticKnight Guess what, baby? I've been dealing with my own shitstorm while trying to support you.
What kind of shitstorm, Evelyn?
lets out a heavy sigh Oh, where do I even begin?